Hard E's Big Adventure (Part 1)

It’s like if E.T. was wet, scaly, fascinated by hate, and sponsored by a fast food corporation.

Comedian Ian Abramson joins us for Hard E’s Big Adventure! Aspiring bully Duncan Punchnugget and astronomy-club member Maggie Burniston witness a UFO landing. Out pops Hard E, an alien who wants to learn about humanity’s anger and sadness. But Duncan and Maggie will have to keep their new friend safe from the NASA Special Investigations Unit, mostly so Duncan can beat up Hard E himself. Also the whole thing is sponsored by Hardee’s? Not really. It’s a bit. But Hardee’s, if you’re reading this, we’ll absolutely consider a real sponsorship.

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Hard E: Ian Abramson

Duncan Punchnugget: Geoffrey Golden

Maggie Burniston: Brent Butler

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano

Sound Design: Adam Baker

Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod

MOVIE TRIVIA: Hard E’s costume was so slimy the costumer dropped it on a dirty floor and didn’t clean it because “it gave the suit character.”