Ever wanted to explore the whimsical and earthy realm of Taurus season with a dash of witchy wisdom? Join Micah and Vanessa as they unfurl the velvet blanket of the stars, guiding you through a sensual constellation of topics from the magical to the mundane. As Vanessa, the Taurus moon enchantress, serenades us with her insights, we promise you'll discover new ways to indulge in the season's pleasures—from crafting hex-breaking bath bombs to finding the perfect dildo, and yes, we've got recommendations!

Amidst the Taurus talk, we're spilling some serious tea on everything from podcast editing software woes to the juicy rumor about Raven-Symoné that's taken TikTok by storm. Imagine a kitchen where your spaghetti sauce isn't just delicious, it's enchanted—yep, we're stirring in a pinch of provocative kitchen witchery for good measure. And as the night draws in, we let you in on our intimate bedtime rituals, because who doesn't love a good facial massage or a story to lull you into dreamland?

But it's not just Taurus season we're celebrating; we're pulling tarot cards for all the zodiac signs, teasing out the cosmic forecasts from Scorpio's transformative hot girl summer to Pisces' impending victories. So, whether you're trying to navigate the tricky waters of Mercury retrograde or looking for a little celestial guidance to light your way, wrap yourself in a blanket of stars and tune in. You might just find the inspiration to sprinkle a little more intention into your daily grind.

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Ever felt the fiery stirrings of Aries season urging you to make bold moves? Well, Vanessa and I have just the potion for your cosmic cravings. Step into the Half-Ass Witchery realm where we kick off the Astrological New Year with a bang—or should I say, a spark? Explore personal tales of Aries-inspired confrontations, the allure of the moon market, and witchy wares that unveil the creative pulse of our community. It's an honest spill of tea on how we're navigating the tempestuous energies, from managing work challenges to the impulse to react, all while honoring the tranquil vibes of the season past.

As the cauldron bubbles, we tread into the shadowy nuances of hexing, where ethics dance with intent. Do you dare to sprinkle hot foot powder or personalize a hex with a target's picture? Discover how anger can be transmuted from fiery destruction to constructive creation, fittingly resonant with Aries' bold spirit. Plus, we share our own code of witchy conduct, because who doesn't love a good ethical guideline to keep the hexes in check?

Finally, we'll whisk you away on an enlightening broom ride over the intersections of herbology and crystal correspondences in the art of hexing. I'll reveal how basil and Mars-attuned gems like bloodstone and garnet empower us in this assertive season. As we wrap up, Vanessa and I beckon you to connect on social media and dive into our new website for astrological and tarot delights, emphasizing the continuous cycle of growth and self-discovery that propels both our practice and this podcast. Get ready to embrace the new chapter that beckons as Aries takes the lead!

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WE ARE BACK!

Quick recap

Vanessa and Micah had a wide-ranging conversation that touched on various topics, including celebrity gossip (old as it may be). They also discussed escapism and the implications of lies that defy adult logic. Further, they talked about their personal projects and recent losses, the significance of the full moon, and the concept of a living funeral. They also delved into the what to expect this astrological sign, with a focus on Saturn's influence and its impact on individuals. The conversation concluded with a tarot card reading for the signs

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