Full Court Press: Steph Leaves Under Armour, Klay/Ja Beef, Pat Bev Arrested, CP3 Announces Retirement

Special Segment: Rating The NBA City Edition Jerseys And Courts

See the jerseys and courts- https://www.nba.com/news/2025-26-nike-city-edition-uniforms-unveiled

https://basketballjerseyarchive.com/news/an-overview-every-new-2025-26-nba-city-court-unveiled/477/

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On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: Jaylen Brown’s Hairline, Ja Morant Drama, Bulls/Knicks Vibe Checks & New NBA All-Star Game Format

An Interview With: Chicago Bulls/MLB/NFL Announcer Adam Amin

And Also: Dairy Bird, Jelsea vs Chelsea, Toxic Forces

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: HUGE NBA Betting Scandal And Early Returns From The NBA Season

Rating The NBA Emirates Cup Courts: Which Ones Did We Like?

And Also: Shaolin Temples, Fiesta Locker Rooms, Very Long Wemby-esque Bones, Unc, Compliminsult, A Whale’s Vagina, See Red Vs Seared, Melissoning Or Sissoning, Yada Yada, The Indigo Space, Rectangle Situation, Gnashing Of Teeth, Parquet vs “Parkay”, Millennial Gray, Papyrus, Let Em Know, Fart Noise, BOOM BABY, New Jersey License Plate, Faded Piss, Serif Font, TJ Maxx, Golden Corral, Weth North/Wet Nort

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: Aces Sweep The WNBA Finals

The Annual NBA Drama Draft: Ranking The Spiciest Storylines For The Coming Season

And Also: Tab Monster Tendencies, TorONNo, Dynasty Colorways, High Stakes RPS, Lag Advantage, Grumpy Boys, The Banana Stand, Revenge Bodies, Podcast P, Skinny Zion, Poole Party In New Orleans, Praying For Buzelis, Wardrobe-Related Drama, All Caps PROBLEMS, Baby Stem Cells, Heat Culture, Alliterative Players, Shaolin Monks, Zenby, Zachramento, Beam Team, Cherry Blossoms, Tickle Me Pink, GO BOGGS!

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Recap/Finals Prediction, Napheesa Collier Calls Out The W, NBA Offseason Drama, Clippers Media Day

And Also: Huckleberry Finn, Professional Talkers, Splash Cousins, Digestible Digestables, Mall Of America/Target Dresses, Mad Yikesy, HORSE Livestream Curse, Frozen Fist, Brotherly Bang, Spicy Statements, Generic Playoff Success

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: Hall Of Fame Inductions, WNBA Playoffs Begin, Kawhi Leonard Drama

That Actually Happened: Adam & Mike Played In A Comedians Basketball Tournament

And Also: The Stepien Rule, Rookie of the Year, Adam MamaWAWA, Rubber Duckies, Loose Kids, Physique & Gear, Pretty Boys, Sprinting Sports, Kevin Love Passes, Tyler Kolek, Cute Little Bangs, Spiciness In La La Land, Pigeon Coos

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: Caitlin Clark Out For The Season & The Kawhi Leonard Clippers Drama

3-on-3 Draft: The Three Best/Worst Things To Do During A Game Of Pickup Basketball

And Also: Thong Sandals, Middle School Dances, Tricky Layups, Rings-Oriented Organizations, Honey Deuces, Chalices, Carbon Credits, The Aspiration Dome, Live On Kenny ❤️

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: Sue Bird Gets Her Statue, WNBA Rookies Ballin Out, Injuries, Sun Sale Hits A Snag

That Actually Happened: The UC Berkeley Research On Touch Behavior Of NBA Players

3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst Free Food Giveaways At NBA Games

And Also: Krunk Wolverines, Moon Mammoths, Wool Knickerbockers, Continuity Errors, Taco Toni, 100,000 Cheeseburgers, Seeded Grapes, Bags Of Sadness

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HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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