Episodios

  • The Tale of the Locked Bathroom
    Nov 5 2025

    Send the Uglies a Text!

    Stop what you are doing! Right now! THIS IS URGENT!

    In this episode of Grossly Competent, Steve speaks randomly while Patrick shares a powerful story, one of courage and determination: The Tale of the Locked Bathroom.

    (And wow, it's a doozy!)

    And if that's not enough, Steve and Patrick chat about techniques and useful ways to adapt to professional situations when you aren't given the whole picture or things just go awry. Join the Ugly Club Founders as they go from 30 to 3 in this action-packed banger of an episode!

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    1 h
  • Halloween Spooktacular: Broken Bones and Flying Fiends!
    Oct 29 2025

    Send the Uglies a Text!

    We have such sounds to show you on this episode of Grossly Competent!

    In this Diabolically Delightful episode, hosts Steve and Patrick dive into all things SPOOKY in prep for the greatest day of the year: Halloween!* The duo share stories of their love and memories of this time of year and lurch into a tirade of spooky ghost stories and experiences. From phantom bar patrons, maniacal birds, and ethereal toe-breakers, we've got it all!

    Also, join in on the fun and see if you can track how many scary / horror movie names and references we mention throughout the episode! It'll be to die for!

    (*Come fight me, Christmas. - Steve)

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    You can also connect with Steve and Patrick on LinkedIn by clicking on our respective names.

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    Stay Ugly out there!

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    1 h y 16 m
  • A Pivot on a Pivot on a Pivot
    Oct 22 2025

    Send the Uglies a Text!

    In this 'pivoting' episode of Grossly Competent, hosts Steve and Patrick channel their inner 'Ghost Writer' and do some serious audibles when it comes to the topic this week. Rest assured! This episode is 100% authentically Uggo-powered as the boys discuss ChatGPT and things you should or should not do with it. Also, Patrick talks about his modeling debut while Steve is reminded of the mnemonic device he used to spell Patrick's name 20+ years ago.

    Support the show

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    You can also connect with Steve and Patrick on LinkedIn by clicking on our respective names.

    Have any topics you'd like to hear us cover? Send us a message:

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    Stay Ugly out there!

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    1 h y 4 m
  • Quit Tryin' to Steal My Stuff!
    Oct 15 2025

    Send the Uglies a Text!

    In this episode of Grossly Competent, hosts Steve and Patrick beg people to stop trying to steal their stuff, man! On the way there, they talk about FOGO, DBTG, and any other acronym we can shake a Walkman at. It's an all-nonsense episode set to deliver more laughs than a burglar looking through Patrick's musical collection.

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    52 m
  • Who is the Imposter (Syndrome)?!
    Oct 8 2025

    Send the Uglies a Text!

    In this episode of Grossly Competent, hosts Steve Counsell and Patrick Aleshire use their smoothest broadcaster voices while discussing the topic of Imposter Syndrome. Through personal stories and recollections of dreams that make us believe we didn't actually graduate (and are naked for some reason), come with us to explore the ways Imposter Syndrome can rear it's ugly head and ways to combat the beast.

    We also talk about a bunch of other stuff, Steve cries laughing, and apologize to Patrick's parents for him raiding the fridge and cleaning his plate at every opportunity possible in the past.

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    You can also connect with Steve and Patrick on LinkedIn by clicking on our respective names.

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    Stay Ugly out there!

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    1 h y 5 m
  • Is Patrick Always Right!? (and some other stuff about Icebreakers)
    Oct 1 2025

    Send the Uglies a Text!

    In this episode of Grossly Competent, hosts Steve and Patrick jump into their yoga pants, grab some pumpkin spice, and chat about the finer things of the Autumnal season (while pandering for sponsorships, of course) in advance of a no-holds barred discussion on the incredibly controversial topic of Public Speaking Icebreakers.

    Are they beneficial? Do they suck? How much does a polar bear weigh!?

    Tune in for all the super scientific data and research that Steve makes up and witness Patrick trying to be something everyone yearns for at least once in their life: being right.

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    55 m
  • A Dog Barked At Me And This Is What It Taught Me About B2B Sales
    Sep 24 2025

    Send the Uglies a Text!

    In this episode, Steve and Patrick dive into what makes them feel like functional adults in prep for their soapbox grandstanding on: Cringe LinkedIn and Social Media Posting. Don't be a 'Nicholas' and get eaten by a bear - tune in and hear all about the zany adventures of how the ugliest duo this side of the globe navigate the inauthentic garbage-posting online.

    For your reading pleasure, here are some links to the stuff we talk about on the show:

    • 40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page
    • Why LinkedIn Is Just a Cringe Fest for Wannabe Thought Leaders
    • The Last Days of Social Media

    Come for the chat, stay for the laughs, and run from our ugly faces: We're Grossly Competent!

    Support the show

    Want to connect with us further and/or support the show!?

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    You can also connect with Steve and Patrick on LinkedIn by clicking on our respective names.

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    1 h
  • Don't Ever Let Go, Jack
    Sep 17 2025

    Send the Uglies a Text!

    THERE WAS ROOM ON THE DOOR, ROSE! JUST MOVE OVER A SMIDGE!

    *Apparently my laptop chose the internal mic rather than my external one. Sorry about that folks, the audio will be much more crisp and beautiful (unlike me) for the next session. Cheers! - Steve*

    Anyway, in this episode, hosts Steve Counsell and Patrick Aleshire talk about the importance of authenticity and the balancing act that trust-building can have in learning and development. Of course, in true fashion, Steve and Patrick lose the script and discuss why reading signs is an important life skill and how Steve's pride was dismantled by an Enrique Iglesias groupie.


    Support the show

    Want to connect with us further and/or support the show!?

    Join us on Patreon!

    You can also connect with Steve and Patrick on LinkedIn by clicking on our respective names.

    Have any topics you'd like to hear us cover? Send us a message:

    grosslycompetent@gmail.com

    Stay Ugly out there!

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    52 m