Welcome, delicious humans, to Season 2, Episode 4 of Good Morning Evildoers. Please store your body parts correctly. And play nicely with the visiting Atlanteans, mm?

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport after last season, she wants to make sure you still have your keycard.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Digital frippery is available at Gumroad.

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, Slasher, and Tumblr. Yes, Tumblr. Don’t be snide or we’ll do another Mischapocalypse.

We are infinitely grateful, as always, to those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.

Welcome, O Most Esteemed of Listeners, to Season 2, Episode 3 of Good Morning Evildoers, newly rated the No. 1 Podcast Produced in a Volcano Lair 2025 by Villainy & Verve Magazine.

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport after last season, she’s seeking your screams in the most wholesome and SOP-compliant fashion.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Digital frippery is available at Gumroad.

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, Slasher, and Tumblr. Yes, Tumblr. Look. We know where our audience is.

We are infinitely grateful, as always, to those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.

Greetings, delicious humans!

Welcome to Season Two, Episode Two of Good Morning Evildoers. We are pleased to present our very first “podcast trailer swap” at the beginning of this episode. We are told that this will enhance your immersion and remind you that we are entirely harmless.

Join us, therefore, in welcoming the fine people at Audicinal, and enjoy the trailer for Super Duper. There are villains. We are content.

In this episode, more homunculi and their system of government, prophetic integration with five year plans, and an escape room with a body count. Enjoy. No, that was not a suggestion. E n j o y.

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport after last season’s…ah…shenanigans, she’s ready to help you with all your Hideous Resources needs.

Our merch shop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Digital frippery is available at Gumroad.

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, Slasher, and Tumblr. Yes, Tumblr, where the geek roam free.

We are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi. Especially these days. It’s hard out here for a nerd.

We regret to inform you that this week’s transmission of Good Morning Evildoers has been temporarily…compromised.

Greetings, delicious humans!

Welcome to the Season Two Premiere of Good Morning Evildoers. We are baffled by your decision to return, given the obvious peril, but you do you.

In this episode, a righteously indignant internet reporter, a health update on Coelacanth, and Winifred back to her daily announcements. Please enjoy. We’ll know if you don’t.

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport after last season’s…ah…shenanigans, she’s ready to help you with all your Hideous Resources needs.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Digital frippery is available at Gumroad.

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, Slasher, and Tumblr. Yes, Tumblr. Stop laughing or it’s into the ball pit with you.

We are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi. Evil requires a surprising amount of caffeine.

Bye-bye now.

This is the first time we’ve released a meditation without subliminal messaging encouraging betrayal, carnage, and death. Please enjoy.

Music by Ribhav Agrawal from Pixabay. https://pixabay.com/music/ambient-the-realization-ambient-piano-230860/

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.

Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium.

Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, Slasher, and Tumblr.

Digital frippery available at Gumroad. Zine #003 now live!

And we are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.

Bye-bye now.

Greetings, delicious humans!

Welcome to our Season Finale, and thank you for your kind attention. In this episode, Winifred has a heart-to-heart conversation with The Good.

Well, neither of them has what might be conventionally termed a “heart,” but we expect you’ll understand the metaphor.

In any case, the tunnels beneath Denver International Airport witness some bitchy back-and-forth, which would be quietly amusing were it not for the body count. (By the way, Graveyard Rabbit, those tunnels look very much like the stairs in your moodboard.)

Please enjoy. Or don’t. We’re not your mom. Make your own decisions.

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.

Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium.

Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you.

We will be taking a hiatus, and return on June 20 for Season Two. Yes, on Midsummer. We wouldn’t want you to be alone on so important a sacrificial occasion.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, Slasher, and Tumblr. Yes, Tumblr is still there.

Digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes!

And we are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.

Bye-bye now.

Greetings, delicious humans!

Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. It’s a genuinely evil corporation. But that doesn’t mean they don’t care when employees go missing. Even if said employees are implacable digging machines implanted with human “pilots” or bewitched mole people.

In this episode, Winifred heads to Denver to see what exactly is going on. And it ain’t good. Or rather, it’s The Good.

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.

Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium.

Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you.

Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes.

So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr. Now on Slasher as well.

Digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes!

And we are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.

Thank you for putting up with this for twelve whole episodes. We can't question your loyalty. Just your taste.