We know he is one of the all time great goal umpires - but Darkie Collins could send down a cricket ball as well, Mason 8 days sober and on fire, the boys look into the radio broadcast stoush from Wangaratta, a tribute from Roy and HG to our groundsman and the Indian cricket coach gets a double whammy !

The lads announce the final three nominations for the Highway to Hume Reserves Team of the Century, Mason feeling the pinch after a huge social weekend that got out of hand, a show favourite tips the bucket on Bealey in the mailbag and a two time winner of Tool of the Week is named. Don’t forget to get your tickets for The Suburban Footballer and Team of Century night Sept 25.

A premiership drought at Osborne ! hard to fathom on the last four decades of sustained success - however it was a 24 year premiership drought that was finally broken when Osborne took out its inaugural Hume FL premiership in 1985 under Phil Cox - the club without a town is one hell of a story - 1985 is a significant chapter in a great story !

More nominations into the H2H Reserves Team of the Century - just one more week to nominate your fav twos footballer. The mailbag was chock-a-block, Mason awards a double header Collkaneo and Flowers award, Bealey finally catches up with Darkie and confusion reigns around Maso character profile - enjoy Ep 19

In a sparkling return from Mason the H2H boys roll out a cracking episode with a Twos review, double whammy Tool of the Week and CollKaneo recipient and another name added to the H2H Reserves team of the Century, while the Holbrook netballers get the flowers award ! Enjoy Ep 18

A special cameo from a special guest aka The Smug Prick filling in for Mason who is jetting back to O – Bealey is a bit dusty after a Newcastle Bucks party. A deep dive into the current standings in the twos, the mailbag has never been fuller – the Tool of the Week is a triple treat – the boys defend a Albury’s nightlife venue and our special guest saves his best for his CollKaneo – enjoy Ep 17 !

Mason reflects back on his youth and a brush with a few over zealous security, Bealey pays homage to a Crows legend who racked up his 150th senior game - nine yrs after his 149th ! A lively audio message hits the Mailbag as Mason hits Niagara Falls !

This weeks episode takes us live to New York with Mason eyeing off his Hot Dog culinary options, Bealey cops a whack in the Mailbag, more umpires added to the H2H Reserves Team of the Century squad ahead of the Suburban Footballer night at Albury Commercial Club Thursday September 25 and a repeat offender takes Tool of the Week – Ep 15 enjoy !