A month behind on the news yet again! Remember when Trump wanted to annex Greenland? Remember Mahmoud Khalil? Remember the tariffs (oh wait!). Tom and Travis recorded this back in the end of March - in Tom's car no less for some reason - and we couldn't figure out a good slate for it. Hope you still enjoy it anyway. Maybe it will provide you with great nostalgia!

Clips Cited

• Gangs of New York. Directed by Martin Scorsese, performance by Daniel Day-Lewis, Miramax Films, 2002.
• “Ralphie May - It’s not black or white, it’s rich or poor… stained cool whip bowl.” YouTube, uploaded by Steve’s Clips, July 3, 2022. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5eMydgudmAc

Time to interrogate the actual title of those whole series. Travis breaks it down for Tom his wishlist were he to become President of the United States. (Don't worry, Tom will do his next week). Get ready for a wonky Top 10 Policy list that Travis is sure to change his mind on the week after this comes out!

CORRECTION: The formal name for the “Invade The Hague Act” is called the American Service-MEMBERS Protection Act.

Travis's IG: @musicalnotextr

Clips Cited

• “Bill Hicks on war (Relentless)” YouTube, video by A Higher Order, uploaded February 18, 2018. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRy5znLg1f8&ab_channel=AHigherOrder
• “George Carlin on Conspiracies” YouTube, video by jakenfavre, uploaded February 25, 2010. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAFd4FdbJxs&ab_channel=jakenfavre
• Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, directed by George Lucas, performance by Ian McDiarmid, 20th Century Fox, 2005.
• The Target.” The Wire, story by David Simon & Ed Burns, teleplay by David Simon, directed by Clark Johnson, performances by Seth Gilliam and Domenick Lombardozzi, HBO Entertainment, 2002.

Travis & Tom both watch new TV shows on streaming that start with the letter "P" and talk about how both of these shows symbolize two different directions that American TV dramas could go from here. Be warned of tons of nostalgia for mid-2000s TV and particularly shows that tried to rip off Lost.

Other Shows Discussed

• 24 (2001-14)
• The Bear “Fishes” (Hulu, 2023)
• ER (1994-2009)
• Fallout (Amazon Prime, 2024-present)
• Flashforward (2009-10)
• Frankenfish (2004)
• Gunsmoke (1955-1975)
• Lost (2004-10)
• Harley Quinn (Max, 2019-present)
• Heroes (2006-2010)
• House of the Dragon (HBO, 2022-present)
• Invasion (2005-6)
• The Nine (2006-7)
• Once Upon a Time (2011-8)
• The River (2012)
• Silo (Apple TV+, 2023-present)
• Star Trek (1966-1969)
• Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (Paramount+, 2022-present)
• Surface (2005-6)
• This is Us (2016-22)
• Threshold (2006)
• V (2009-11)
• Watson (CBS, 2025-present)
• The Walking Dead (2010-22)

Clips Cited

• “A.” The Walking Dead. written by Scott M. Gimple & Angela Kang, directed by Michelle MacLaren, performances by Andrew Lincoln and Michael Cudlitz, AMC Studios, 2014
• “Beside the Dying Fire.” The Walking Dead. written by Robert Kirkman & Glen Mazzara, directed by Ernest Dickerson, performance by Andrew Lincoln, AMC Studios, 2012.
• “The Best of Both Worlds: Part I.” Star Trek: The Next Generation. written by Michael Piller, directed by Cliff Bole, performances by Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes, Paramount Domestic Television, 1990.
• “Na Trioblóidí.” Sons of Anarchy. written & directed by Kurt Sutter, performance by Charlie Hunnam, FX Networks, 2009.
• “Through the Looking Glass, Part 2,” Lost. written by Carlton Cuse & Damon Lindelof, directed by Jack Bender, performance by Matthew Fox, ABC Studios, 2007.
• “WATSON TRAILER | CBS PREMIERE EVENT JANUARY 26” YouTube, uploaded by CBS, November 27, 2024, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrceOmrgpG0&ab_channel=CBS

You ever watched that movie or TV show that you really didn't like but you can't stop watching? Do you perhaps watch right-wing racist YouTubers that do all that all the time for clicks and money? Travis and Tom break down all of this down as they talk about what a true hate-watch experience is and why the ones that seem to do it online all the time are frauds.

Clips Cited

⁃ The Room, directed/performance by Tommy Wiseau, Wiseau Films, 2003.

Movies/Shows Discussed

• The Acolyte (2024)
• All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
• Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
• The Dark Knight (2008)
• Digimon: The Movie (2000)
• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
• Halo (2022-2024)
• The Last of Us (HBO, 2022-present)
• The Little Mermaid (2023)
• The Godfather trilogy (1973-1990)
• Justice League (2017)
• The Oscars (1929-present)
• Rise (2018)
• The Room (2003)
• Section 31 (2025)
• Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (2025)
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-1999)
• Star Trek: Discovery (2017-2024)
• Star Trek: Picard (2020-2023)
• Uncharted (2022)
• We Live in Time (2024)

Tom & Travis react to perhaps the funniest blunder in US Presidential history - a bunch of dummies in the cabinet discussing a classified military operation in a vulnerable commercial group chat app and accidentally inviting a prominent journalist to eavesdrop on their plans and later write up an exposé on the matter the following week. Listen as Travis & Tom's egos get stroked so hard into thinking they can run the country better and how much smarter they are despite the fact that Travis can't even say the name "Hegseth" correctly.

Speaking of which, a clarifying addendum: Travis may have accidentally spread slander against our babyfaced Vice President J. D. Vance, saying he has a drinking problem. This was a mistake - he meant to say that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (or is it "Hesgeth"?) had the drinking problem, which is a well-known fact. Travis just misheard Tom and got them mixed up.

Articles Cited (w/Paywalls)

• Goldberg, Jeffrey and Shane Harris. “Here Are the Attack Plans That Trump’s Advisers Shared on Signal.” The Atlantic. 26 Mar. 2025, https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/signal-group-chat-attack-plans-hegseth-goldberg/682176/
• Goldberg, Jeffrey. “The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans.” The Atlantic. 24 Mar. 2025, https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151

Articles Cited (w/o Paywalls)

• Beaumont, Peter. “White House inadvertently texted top-secret Yemen war plans to journalist.” The Guardian 25 Mar. 2025, https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/24/journalist-trump-yemen-war-chat
• Mastrangelo, Dominick. “Atlantic editor suggests he’s open to sharing Hegseth’s full war plans texts publicly.” The Hill. 25 Mar. 2025, https://thehill.com/homenews/media/5212821-atlantic-editor-suggests-hes-open-to-sharing-hegseths-full-war-plans-texts-publicly/

Clips Cited

• “BREAKING NEWS: Pete Hegseth Attacks Atlantic Reporter After Group Chat About Yemen War Plans Leaks” YouTube, uploaded by Forbes Breaking News, March 24, 2025. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMqX0_ih9TU&ab_channel=ForbesBreakingNews
• “Trump says he knows “nothing” about defense officials texting war plans to journalist.” YouTube, uploaded by KHOU 11, March 24, 2025. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXSaEEpkwYQ&ab_channel=KHOU11

No one is safe from scams, not even you. Travis and Tom talk about all the times people have tried to scam them and their families - from fake calls from the government to emails about fake online security bills to creepy phone calls to grandparents pretending to be their grandkids. A fruitful discussion in what is our shortest episode yet!

NOTE: None of us here at GUTLC Productions are experts on this subject matter as Travis & Tom's advice is only based on their personal experiences. For the expert advice including some scams that we didn't think to mention, check out these resources from the Federal Trade Commission (at least before the Trump/Musk administration takes it down, probably):

https://consumer.ftc.gov/scams

Clips Cited

• Full Metal Jacket. Directed by Stanley Kubrick, performance by R. Lee Ermey, Warner Bros., 1987.

Six episodes in and we are already running out of things to talk about. Lord help us all!

Sticking with the theme of television, Travis & Tom have a new sub-series called, "F*** It!" where they each discuss a movie or TV show that the other hasn't seen. Travis tries his darn-dest to enthuse upon the surrealist magic of 'Twin Peaks' without spoiling anything. Later as Tom revels in the violent thrill of 300, he discovers that he might be one of those guys whose idea of talking about how great a movie is to just spoil what happens in said movie. It's the David Lynch vs. Zack Snyder showdown you never asked for!

Hopefully, they'll have something more productive to talk about next time.

Clips Cited

• 300. Directed by Zack Snyder, performance by Gerard Butler, Warner Bros. Pictures, 2006
• "The Man Behind the Glass." Twin Peaks, written by Robert Engles, directed by Lesli Linka Glatter, performance by Miguel Ferrer, Spelling Television, 1990.

Travis & Tom react a chaotic week filled with shouting matches, costly tariffs, and wacky speeches all happening in the District of Columbia. They contemplate witnessing the fall of their own nation as well as what is the proper decorum when shopping for groceries. By the way, don't blame us if the stuff we talk about becomes outdated by the time we put this out. We're still working out our scheduling kinks on how to make these things as timely as possible.

(Also, the song Tom is thinking of is "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding" by Elvis Costello & The Attractions.

Clips Cited

• “Full Meeting between President Trump, VP Vance and Ukrainian President Zelenskyy in Oval Office.” YouTube, uploaded by C-SPAN, February 28, 2025, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pxbGjvcdyY&ab_channel=C-SPAN
• “Lindsay Graham calls on Zelenskyy to resign after Trump argument.” YouTube, uploaded by Guardian News, February 28, 2025, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18oqMGLWcRA&ab_channel=GuardianNews
• Men in Black. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, performance by Tommy Lee Jones, Columbia Pictures, 1997.
• “Patch Over.” Sons of Anarchy. written by Jams D. Parriott, directed by Paris Barclay, FX Networks, 2008.
• Tombstone. Directed by George P. Cosmatos, performance by Kurt Russell, Hollywood Pictures, 1993.

Music Cited

• “Frolic” by Luciano Michelini, 1974