Pay me back for all my dates?? You owe me something for my puppy shower?? Are armpits or feet more pleasant for sex stuff? We eatdrinnk piebooze.

You gotta pay me for my cake that YOU baked?? All your house is belong to me?? Does anyone know where the rails went, because we can't seem to find them.

It's MY fault your son broke my car window? You gotta take this grill back because my burgers aren't JUICY enough?? Alex is detoxing cuz he's fat and Charley gets a Labubu surprise.

Annual 9/11 episode. You're taking my tips at the brekkie buffet?? You're leaving your mom on my porch so I have to watch her?? Our existence is a joke and we talk about all the hot necks right now. This description will not age well..

Gimme your lekky?? Gimme your wifi??? Shit gets hairy when the boys talk about them Labubus.

I got the whole open beach but I'ma sit next to and complain about you?? I know I'm not supposed to have a dog in here but YOU should move?? Alex beer bonged a bottle of wine in college?? Charley likes religion movies??

Kick your spouse out of the house because your parents don't tolerate their religion?? Gimme your Nintendo Switch 2?? Alex's neighbor can't even wait 2 seconds??

Your dogs will be at my wedding or else?? I'll just gaslight my wife so she'll clean?? Big Bird blowjobs and Lola Bunny's b-hole??