Ghostly Ghouls & Sex Dungeons

Our Halloween special is here, and it’s absolute chaos. Dom relives the moment a furious ghost screamed “GET OUT!” in the Edinburgh vaults, while Davina casually drops the fact he's seen a full-bodied passenger sitting in the backseat of his car. The pair wander through haunted castles, rogue orbs, and the terror of clowns, child catchers and cursed gym equipment that definitely looks like BDSM décor.

There’s costume drama (Formula One but make it Elphaba), disastrous trick-or-treat “treats,” debates about aliens and gravity, crystals being rubbed within an inch of their lives, and a full buffet tangent. Plus, the duo discover what happens when you feed one of their transcripts into AI… and it spits back a terrifyingly formal corporate meeting summary.

Spooky, silly, unhinged, and full of giggles — just the way we like it.