A raging fire ignites when Mad Dug learns that Anthony has permanently parked his gas-guzzling Ford F150 for a new, sleek, self-driving red Tesla, courtesy of the Left’s public enemy number one, Elon Musk. Plug in for America’s Number One Podcast, Get Woke Up! as the two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key-in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, TDS (Tesla Derangement Syndrome).

Plus: Is that 65-year-old woman at the grocery store checkout line with too many coupons former SNL funnyman Mike Myers? Are women on the left squeezing unvaxxed based bros for babies? And tuck in to find out what dish AOC’s “MAGA Maid” is serving up about the uninfluencer/influencer’s recent weight gain.

Later, Media Monarchy’s James Evan Pilato drops by the studio to play Trump Bingo, Johnny Jock chimes in with his take on Reddit users, and find out why Mad Dug is planning a summer road trip to the “trans” portation capital of America, Worcester, MA. The electric vehicles are humming and the Molotov cocktails are launching to Mars, as the only podcast that doesn’t require a subscription (because they don’t know how to create one—ed) self-drives down Highway 69 on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent … the helpless … the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law to Make America Great Again!

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The table is set, the turkey is in the oven, and the biggest Christmas gift under the tree for GWU! is from Mad Dug and Anthony!!! Join the two wildest and wackiest DJs on the capital “I” internet as they wrap up a year full of hijinks and political muckraking all while learning how to survive a holiday party when you voted for dem losers. Pour yourself a drink of liberal tears and grab a sharp point of view to carve up some big old dead ducks like Biden, Kamala, and Taylor Swift.

Plus: Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? America’s Number One Newstainment Source, GWU! has the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto. It’s no conspiracy, the table is set to Get Woke Up!!!

Later, you won’t want to miss undercover reporter Johnny Jock revealing his 2025 New Year’s resolution, which will make you appreciate those holiday bulbs hanging from your tree. The lines are open and callers are lighting dem up with their opinions about everyone from Tiny Tim Horton to King DJ Trump. It’s a holiday show that will make Dan Aykroyd look like Eddie Murphy and Nakatomi Plaza look like Kingston Falls. So get ready to put on those new crazy socks and that ugly, we mean White Dudes for Kamala, sweater because it’s time to Get Woke Up, X-mas style!

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Thanks to the mainstream media getting roasted, DJ Trump rose from the ashes in an historic landslide election win. Join Mad Dug and Anthony as they were live on location to drink up all the libtard tears. From star-studded sightings outside the Trump victory party in Florida to the mysterious disappearance of Barack and Big Mike Obama, can anyone ever believe another word that comes out of Oprah’s or Whoopi Goldberg’s mouth?

Later in the broadcast, get the clippers out because Mad Dug is exposing his chrome dome to join millions of TikTok girls—too young to vote— by shaving his head in protest of Trump’s fascist, racist, misogynist presidency, which will begin immediately after Joe Biden starts WWIII.

Plus: Is Canada’s Tim Horton’s serving up a Cesspoolachino of stale muffins and broken dreams? Did B-list actor Simu Liu go too far by calling an appropriated drink appropriated? And what the hell happened to Sean Astin? The former Goonie is carrying the weight of the world (no pun intended) after endorsing Kamala Harris. They may still be bawling in the blue states, but GWU! is serving up an Arnold Palmer-sized podcast, ready to make you rosy red. It’s time to Get Woke Up!!!Subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke Digest, Breaking the Narrative monthly newsletter, and special announcements. Don’t forget to follow us on Social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables. Get Woke Up! is now available in hi-def via thegwu.net.

Live to tape from Arsenio Hall’s dog pound, Mad Dug and Anthony are letting the cat out of the bag—literally—as they perestroika out GWU’s ties to Russian intelligence and gloss over whether Media Monkey is Putin rubles in his pocket. Those selfies outside the Kremlin aren’t free grifts, da? Later, they’ll take a bite out of Haitian crime and chew over what’s cooking in Springfield, Ohio.

Hilarious film and television critic James Carrick from Worth It or Woke joins the Emmy award-winning podcast to review all the crazy Hollyweird DEI, as he dishes the behind the scenes drama at Disney and Netflix.

Plus: Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz AM Zoo Crew? What classic 80s TV shows are getting transed for the woke era? And what the hell is a late-stage abortion! Remember, a vote for Kamala Harris will help control the pet population, but a vote for DJ Trump will save Democracy™. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog. It’s time to Get Woke Up!!!

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Like a wayward gunshot from a sloped roof by a they/them registered Republican, it’s time to get on stage and Make Podcasting Great Again with Mad Dug and Anthony. From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, Pennsylvania, to an orbiting SpaceX trip across flat Earth, the two wildest and wackiest straight shooters on the Information Superhighway are ready to take you on a fun filled psyop mission that would even give loudmouth Elon Musk rocket envy!

Are you ready to hunker down for the great decline? Adam from True North Resilience gets you prepped for the coming economic storm and explains how to lock in your wealth with the shiny, shiny gold-based product, Goldback.

Plus: Is Mick Jagger Justin Trudeau’s real daddy, why is a Tex-Mex restaurant serving Butt Light, and will Mad Dug get beach bod-y shamed by Slim Jim Anthony? Thoughts and prayers, y'all, it’s time to Get Woke Up!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they hit the sand and surf to high tide one of the darkest days in American history (no pun intended). While Libtards will insist it’s all about George Floyd and the hundreds of thousands of slaves he freed—the two hottest DJs on the Internet find a way to make waves all about themselves.

Plus: The white boys of summer crack Bird Flu yolks, while flapping their beaks over the climate change scam; Islamophobes don’t give a truck; and will Anthony invite Mad Dug for dinner after he was expelled from FSU’s all-inclusive encampment? It’s 54 minutes of your life that you’ll never get back, but time is just a colonial construct anyway. Amirite?

So put on a pair of They Live™ shades and slip on your Colonizer T-shirt as the boombox boomers of podcasting dump on Obama, interview Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla, and battle ‘hate’ … with hilarity. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted with the GWU! ZOO Crew only at Get Woke Up!

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Live from XSpace Mad Dug and Anthony launch their hit podcast to the social media universe, but still wonder, if a broadcast is made on the information superhighway does anyone hear it? Joined by Danger Cat’s Uncle Hack, GWU’s out-of-this-world Space Cadets discuss cancel culture, the insane woke left agenda, and the censorious state of comedy. Hey, what’s the deal with Elon Musk? Amirite?

Plus: Non-student Mad Dug takes a recess from a Palestinian university encampment, only to learn that he can’t even find Gaza on a map; Ryan Reynolds gets choked up about playing George Floyd in a new biopic; Colonizer Clothing is all the rage with angry white chicks; and Anthony bombs at getting that perfect Ham-ass with the new Gaza Gut Diet.

Check your white guilt at the door and blast off with a couple of Boomers who aren’t afraid to inject some truth serum against the woke mind virus. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted with the GWU! ZOO Crew only at Get Woke Up!

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Jet lagged and fully indoctrinated after a week at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Mad Dug returns to South Florida and receives a pandemic-sized roasting from Anthony who takes a bug-filled bite out of Klaus Schwab's newest slave to the 2030 agenda.

Plus: MAID is not a service to get your house cleaned. Unless, of course, your house is your body and the government is going to kill you. Learn how L.M. Montgomery’s colonial classic Anne of Green Gables is getting a rewrite, and only the Get Woke Up! podcast has the not yet released titles.

Get ready to tune in and drop out of the War in Ukraine, War in Gaza and the War on Boomers with the All HitZ AM Zoo Crew. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted on Get Woke Up!

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