From the heroes who brought you a cure for the Milano-Cortina virus, get ready to go downhill fast as wokelympic winner Anthony Anderson skeet-shoots Peak Trash in the face of did-not-qualify whiner Mad Dug.

Tune in as the relay team of reality runs down the weirdest and wackiest woke that broke the Internet this month: Is Billie Eilish a native or just a naive American? Is Martin Luther King Jr. actually Don King in disguise? And of course, is Charlie Kirk alive? Change my mind!

Plus: Americans fight to survive Indian Fatigue, AI crushes on Sydney Sweeney over Taylor Swift, divorced dads find love with government bots, and all the hottest new hitz from AI DJ Johnson “The Rock” Jock.

It’s irreverent, it’s chaotic, it’s comedy gold that’s the only newstainment podcast brave enough to ask: Why is Elon Musk on Joe Rogan every week?

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Episode keywords:

Satire / Comedy News, Post-Woke Era / 2026 Predictions, Culture Wars, Land Back Movement / Indigenous Land Claims, Toronto District School Board (TDSB) Protests, Homelessness / Living in a Car, Gym Memberships / Housing Crisis, Digital ID / Government Surveillance, Olympic Games Corruption / Money Laundering, Mad Dug & Anthony (Hosts), Billie Eilish (Virtue Signaling) Tongva Tribe, Elon Musk & Joe Rogan, Charlie Kirk (Faked Death Conspiracy), Martin Luther King Jr. / Don King (Conspiracy Theory), Taylor Swift vs. Sydney Sweeney (AI Attractiveness Battle), Jeffrey Epstein (Island Resort Skit), Donald Trump, Indian Fatigue / Dr. Lee Crusset, Digital ID Love, The Olympics are a Scam, Dead Celebrity Tropical Island

Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2025, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor, satirical, news, AI

Anthony debriefs Mad Dug on the insane methods employed during psychological operations and how to identify if you’re the victim of one. Will Mad Dug be able to exit his 5-year-long mental pandemic prison, or will he ask Anthony to drive him to his 18th COVID booster appointment?

Tune in as the most vaxxed DJ on the Internet and his anti-vax partner in thought crime break all the mandates as they spread laughter with their pandemic pals: Justin “Castro” Trudeau, Jacinda Ardern, and little Dr. Fauci in one last jab.

Later, get ready to dance six-feet apart when AI musician DJ Deep State drops the best and worst manipulative propaganda tunes of the 2020 pandemic over the GWU! airwaves: “Safe and Effective;” “This Metric’s Looking Right;” and “My Myocarditis Keeps You Safe, Your Myocarditis Keeps Me Safe.”

It may only take two weeks to two years to flatten the curve, but this shot of truth serum mixed with the psyop of the century will have GWU! healed with the best medicine there is, laughter! Only on the GWU!

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Taylor Swift is engaged, and podcast auteurs Mad Dug and Anthony couldn’t be more excited for the billionaire pop princess and her concussed tight end Travis Kelce. Will the Peabody Award-nominated provocateurs score an invite to the wedding of the century, or will they be left on the made-in-China Eras Tour merch line like the rest of the peasant class?

Tune in as GWU! closes out Season 3 in apocalyptic style, joined by political powerhouse Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the voice of God himself Morgan Freeman, and even OJ Simpson live on the line from the great fairway in the sky with his review of the new Naked Gun.

Plus: AI DJ Deep State seizes the GWU! airwaves for a dystopian pirate radio banger countdown from his/her Amazon Music playlist, featuring: The Gaza Children with “Stamps.Dot.Com,” Casting Shadows with “Little Saint James Island,” The Glitch with “Platform and a Plan,” Vera Circuit with “Silicon Siphon,” and Media Monkey Ink’s very own Zoo Crew with “Trust the Science.”

Are you tired of your podcast being filled with advertising plugs? Then this isn’t the show for you, as Mad Dug and Anthony spend a truly offensive majority of the runtime paying tribute to their morally bankrupt sponsors. So, turn off your algorithmically-generated playlist and tune in for a no-holds-barred breakdown of power couples, power players, and powerful paid promotions—because Mad Dug and Anthony aren’t just getting Woke Up… they’re getting sold out!

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Episode keywords: Anti-woke, anti-boomer, anti-corporate, Government overreach, corporate scams, cultural warfare, Bureaucratic nightmares, exaggerated stereotypes, absurdist humor, Amazon addiction, corporate exploitation, how to make a podcast, AI, AI music

Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2025, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor, satirical, news, AI

International media provocateur Mad Dug faces his toughest battle yet—deportation back to the Great White North! Tune in as Get Woke Up! drives a stake through the heart of Trump’s America, where ICE raids, border walls, and bureaucratic nightmares collide. Will Mad Dug survive the red tape, or will socialist shithole Canada reclaim its lost son, err, boomer?

Plus: The Buy Now, Pay Never scams are bleeding millennials dry—learn how corporate vultures are turning Amazon addiction into a debtors’ prison. And don’t miss Anthony Anderson exposing how white guilt DEI programs are blackfiring. This ain’t some boomer comedy movie starring Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy, you feelz me?

Later—AI Johnny Jock revs up the GWU! jukebox for a deportation-themed banger countdown, featuring: Trump’s Avengers, 'Papers Please, Hoser!' Gordon Rightfoot with ‘Trading Places Redux.’ and three-time Eurovision runner-up Hans Rockman with 'Woke to Truth.'

Turn off your ICE-approved ankle monitor and tune in for a no-holds-barred breakdown of bordered nations, broken promises, and bureaucratic black sites—because Mad Dug and Anthony aren’t just getting Woke Up… they’re getting kicked out!Subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke Digest newsletter for exclusive members-only content.

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The Get Woke Up! podcast is produced by Media Monkey Ink. Learn more at thegwu.net. Episode keywords: Anti-woke, anti-boomer, anti-corporate, Government overreach, corporate scams, cultural warfare, Bureaucratic nightmares, exaggerated stereotypes, absurdist humor, Amazon addiction, corporate exploitation

Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2024, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor

International artist Mat Brown returns to the Get Woke Up! studio to blow up the official 9/11 narrative. Get dialled in as Brown flattens the curve on everything Mad Dug believes about that historical Tuesday in September when the world changed forever. From disgusting airport foot fetishes to pristine passports falling onto Wall Street to Donald Rumsfeld’s accidental Pentagon confession, this is one 9/11 report you won’t want to be sabotaged by the CIA. (Don’t forget about Building 7—ed)

Plus: An all new and improved AI Johnny Jock returns to the GWU! airwaves to countdown 11 of the hottest 9/11 tunes, including: “Pancake Attack” by ska band Controlled OP, “$ecret Keeper” by teen heartthrobs United 175, “Omicron 19” by rappers Adverse EffectX, and soaring up to number 9, The Taliban Twins with their extraordinary rendition of “Echo’s of Rebellion.”

Turn off your broadcast television mind control device and tune in for a one-way ham radio only flight to false flags, fake narratives, and Bush league weapons of mass distraction as Mad Dug and Anthony get you Woke Up!

About Mat BrownCanadian artist Mat Brown describes his work as a stream of consciousness worldview. “I hope to achieve some level of communication with the viewer, not necessarily in a literal way, but at least a world which the viewer can enter and discover details of recognition.” Check out more of Mat Brown’s work at: https://matbrown.org/Subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke Digest newsletter for exclusive members-only content.

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The Get Woke Up! podcast is produced by Media Monkey Ink. Learn more at thegwu.net. Episode keywords: 9/11 conspiracy theories, Impact of 9/11 on U.S. foreign policy, Patriot Act, War on Terror, Afghanistan War, Iraq War connection, 9/11 Commission Report, How 9/11 changed America, Aviation security post-9/11, 9/11 documentaries & films, Archival footage & 9/11 recordings, 9/11 attacks, September 11, 2001, World Trade Center, Pentagon attack, Flight 93, Terrorist attacks, Al-Qaeda, Osama bin Laden, Twin Towers, 9/11 victims, Ground Zero

Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2024, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor

When a special guest stops by the new state-of-the-art AI-enabled GWU! Florida podcast studio, Mad Dug and Anthony get a culture shock. The recently Americanised boys learn that their beloved homeland, Canada, has been occupied by an evil left-wing, climate crazy, pride-kneeling, elbows-up, money-printing banker named Mark Carney. Put away your history books and cancel your daily newspaper delivery, as international artist Mat Brown paints the Get Woke Up! podcast a chilling picture of an unbelievable, never-ending dumpster fire formally known as the Great White North. Plus: Is that Mexican ATM broken or has the government just frozen your bank account ….. again? Why is Dad-Bod Mad Dug spending so much time with a group of fat, angry lesbians? Is Anthony harboring Canadian asylum seekers in a Chinese cargo container on his 13 acres of Miami swampland? And will Mat Brown stick around for part deux of the GWU! cultural milieu? All this and more, as the only podcast that doesn’t require a subscription (because they don’t know how to create one—ed) burns through the frosty facts of life in communist Canada.

About Mat BrownCanadian artist Mat Brown describes his work as a stream of consciousness worldview. “I hope to achieve some level of communication with the viewer, not necessarily in a literal way, but at least a world which the viewer can enter and discover details of recognition.” Check out more of Mat Brown’s work at: https://matbrown.org/Subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke Digest newsletter for exclusive members-only content.

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The Get Woke Up! podcast is produced by Media Monkey Ink. Learn more at thegwu.net. Episode keywords: Mark Carney, Canada, 51st State, Canadian artist, Mat Brown, Rage Rooms, asylum, Tariff War, Trade War, Elbows Up, Liberals, Bank of England, Bank of Canada, Donald J. Trump, Elon Musk, Make America Great Again

Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2024, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor

A raging fire ignites when Mad Dug learns that Anthony has permanently parked his gas-guzzling Ford F150 for a new, sleek, self-driving red Tesla, courtesy of the Left’s public enemy number one, Elon Musk. Plug in for America’s Number One Podcast, Get Woke Up! as the two wildest and wackiest DJs on the information highway key-in an electric cure for the newest social media virus, TDS (Tesla Derangement Syndrome).

Plus: Is that 65-year-old woman at the grocery store checkout line with too many coupons former SNL funnyman Mike Myers? Are women on the left squeezing unvaxxed based bros for babies? And tuck in to find out what dish AOC’s “MAGA Maid” is serving up about the uninfluencer/influencer’s recent weight gain.

Later, Media Monarchy’s James Evan Pilato drops by the studio to play Trump Bingo, Johnny Jock chimes in with his take on Reddit users, and find out why Mad Dug is planning a summer road trip to the “trans” portation capital of America, Worcester, MA. The electric vehicles are humming and the Molotov cocktails are launching to Mars, as the only podcast that doesn’t require a subscription (because they don’t know how to create one—ed) self-drives down Highway 69 on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent … the helpless … the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law to Make America Great Again!

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Episode keywords: Tesla Derangement Syndrome, Media Monarchy, Mike Myers, Mark Carney, AOC, Unjabbed, Unvaxxed, SNL, Reddit, Electric Cars, Worcester, James Evan Pilato, Johnny Jock

Show keywords: Breaking the Narrative, Deep State, Podcast Comedy, Political satire podcast, Woke culture, Dark humor, New World Order, Shadow government, Anti-establishment, conspiracy deep dives, Best comedy podcasts 2024, shows like The Daily Show, Podcasts that mock the deep state, Left vs. right, Irreverent political humor

The table is set, the turkey is in the oven, and the biggest Christmas gift under the tree for GWU! is from Mad Dug and Anthony!!! Join the two wildest and wackiest DJs on the capital “I” internet as they wrap up a year full of hijinks and political muckraking all while learning how to survive a holiday party when you voted for dem losers. Pour yourself a drink of liberal tears and grab a sharp point of view to carve up some big old dead ducks like Biden, Kamala, and Taylor Swift.

Plus: Is that Italian stallion in the back of the police cruiser a cold-blooded assassin or just another pretty face from the CIA? America’s Number One Newstainment Source, GWU! has the secret holiday recipe for truth, wit and Luigi Mangione’s Christmas Manicotti Manifesto. It’s no conspiracy, the table is set to Get Woke Up!!!

Later, you won’t want to miss undercover reporter Johnny Jock revealing his 2025 New Year’s resolution, which will make you appreciate those holiday bulbs hanging from your tree. The lines are open and callers are lighting dem up with their opinions about everyone from Tiny Tim Horton to King DJ Trump. It’s a holiday show that will make Dan Aykroyd look like Eddie Murphy and Nakatomi Plaza look like Kingston Falls. So get ready to put on those new crazy socks and that ugly, we mean White Dudes for Kamala, sweater because it’s time to Get Woke Up, X-mas style!

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