Carol talks about getting divorced, not understanding why people get annulments, not having any kids, getting back into the dating game, comparing sex to choreographed dancing, having to learn a new dance when you start dating someone new, and the tough life of a gynecologist's wife.

Rita talks about her parents being overprotective, wanting kids, being uninformed growing up when it came to sexuality, the ultimatum she gave her boyfriend, how men live, and an alternative way to break up with a man.

Jonathan talks about playing pretend with his daughter, his daughter's daycare's mob ties, his forgetful grandfather, talking to his daughter about death, religion, and sex, being picked on and taking martial arts, a man who wrote a book about names, drug busts and criminals getting caught, what a construction worker would do in case of a missile strike, buying a VCR, and technology making everything easier.

Paula talks about buying a trampoline and confusing the neighbors, having a big butt and thick thighs, having naked dreams, making a dream pit stop at the donut shop, Paula's siblings all having names that start with P, and her mother's idea of nice things being Flintstone glassware.

Norm talks about what it must feel like to lose a game show, The Dating Game's weird questions, his girlfriend dropping marriage hints, being lazy, cat food commercials, going to the pet store, how he imagines training a pitbull, getting a weiner dog, and his dog's sweater.

Brett talks about being raised in the South, marrying and divorcing a redneck, marrying a Jewish man whose parents aren't too pleased, the difference between NYC and L.A. when it comes to cars, women with plastic surgery, department store workers spraying perfume on you, annoying rich children, and Boston having just as much inbreeding as the South.

Chris talks about how it's hard to be prejudiced against black babies, always being suspicious because of his race, athletes being role models, and a 50s-themed cast party he went to.

Shelley is on the phone trying to reach someone, but the child on the other end isn't cooperating.