From Latrines to Livestreams: The Glorious Evolution of the Throne

Before TikTok and toilet paper, humanity was bonding over shared poop benches and sponge sticks. In this laugh-out-loud episode of Trump Line (ahem, Poop Line for today), we flush through 5,000 years of toilet innovation—from ancient Rome’s open-air dump lounges to modern-day bidet-spraying, phone-scrolling porcelain palaces. It's dirty, it's funny, it's weirdly educational. So sit down, strap in, and remember: civilization didn't rise on democracy... it rose on plumbing.