This week in stupid, we are once again reminded that the bar is not low — it is subterranean, and people are still tripping over it.

We kick things off with two Texas women who apparently watched one too many spy movies and decided the best way to smuggle contraband into a federal prison in Louisiana was with… a drone dressed up like a crow. Yes, a crow. Because nothing says “totally normal bird behavior” like carrying cellphones and drugs.

Then we meet a man who called 911 twenty‑nine times because of a fast‑food dispute. Twenty‑nine. At that point, it’s not a dispute — it’s a lifestyle choice.

Next up, James Fishbeck — a far‑right candidate for Governor in Florida — claims he was banned from both Waffle House and IHOP. We’re not saying that tells you everything you need to know, but if both of those establishments tap out on you, baby, you need to sit with yourself.

And finally, we head overseas where a man spent three days stuck in a well because villagers thought his cries for help were ghostly wails. Look — we believe in respecting local traditions, but if someone is yelling “help,” maybe check before assuming it’s Casper.

Join us as we laugh, sigh, and try to hold onto our last nerve while celebrating the resilience of humanity… and the absolute chaos some people insist on bringing to it.

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we are swimming in a deep, chlorinated pool of foolishness, and baby, the lifeguard has gone home.

We kick things off with a Douglass Township bus driver who decided the best time to get behind the wheel—of a bus, with 54 children on it—was after allegedly marinating in DUI sauce. Because nothing says “field trip” like your driver trying to reenact Speed without the speed, the skill, or the sobriety.

Then we glide—motorized shopping cart and all—into a Wal‑Mart where a woman on meth allegedly treated the store like her own personal all‑you‑can‑eat Vegas buffet. Sushi, cinnamon rolls, and wine. On a cart. While rolling. Through Wal‑Mart. We’re not saying it’s a cry for help, but it is definitely a Yelp review waiting to happen.

Next up, a man who called 911 five times in one hour because he needed a ride to his girlfriend’s house. Sir. Sweetheart. Baby. That is not what 911 is for. That is what Uber is for. Or walking. Or rethinking your life choices.

And finally, we close with a 79‑year‑old woman who allegedly got so drunk she decided to punch a cop in the face. At seventy‑nine. At that age, you’re supposed to be punching bingo cards, not law enforcement.

Join us as we honor these brave, bold, breathtakingly misguided individuals who remind us every week that common sense is not only uncommon—it may be extinct. Grab your beverage, grab your patience, and come laugh with us before the world tries to take us down with it.

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This week in stupid, we are taking a deep breath, centering ourselves, and diving headfirst into the shallow end of the gene pool — because apparently that’s where the action is.

First up, we’ve got an LA officer who decided disability leave was the perfect time to go skydiving. Yes, skydiving. Because nothing says “I’m injured” like hurling yourself out of a plane for funsies. We’re not saying the math ain’t mathing… but the math is absolutely not mathing.

Then we head to Pennsylvania, where a man attempted to kill spiders by setting multiple fires, which shockingly resulted in… wait for it… a fire. Homes damaged, spiders unbothered, and one man who clearly needed to sit down and ask himself, “Is this who I want to be in the world?”

Meanwhile, near Atlanta, a child brought a martini to school. A martini. Not a juice box, not a Capri Sun — a full cocktail. And now police are asking parents to double‑check lunchboxes, because apparently we’ve reached the point where kindergarteners are showing up like they’re on their third divorce.

And finally, we wrap up in North Carolina, where a rancher found himself in a showdown with a spinning car wash and a whole lot of fencing wire. But instead of panicking, he brought the kind of calm, joyful energy we wish we could bottle. If only everyone faced disaster with that level of “Welp, guess this is happening.”

Join us as we laugh, sigh, and lovingly roast the week’s finest foolishness — because somebody has to hold the line for common sense, and it might as well be us.

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