This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela tackles the kind of idiocy that truly defies comprehension. First, meet Nevada Karl, who thought seven "emotional support" tigers prowling around his house was a totally fine idea—until the authorities didn’t agree.

Then, we head to New Jersey, where one woman decided that hiring a hitman via Tinder was the perfect plan. Because nothing says “discreet criminal activity” like swiping right on murder.

Next up, the curious case of a 36-year-old who spent twenty years performing unlicensed penis enlargement surgeries. But here’s the kicker—are the real idiots his patients or him? Discuss amongst yourselves.

And finally, the pièce de résistance: a drunken reveler who showed up to the Applebee’s parking lot in a pink thong, pink wig, and fake boobs. If you’re bringing that level of crazy, of course it’s a party. Everyone knows Applebee’s is where legends are made.

Who will wear the crown of idiocy this week? Tune in for all the laughter, mockery, and head-shaking madness on Idiot of the Week.

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we bring you a lineup of contenders so astoundingly foolish, you'd think they were competing for a lifetime supply of bad decisions.

First, meet Valerie—the miniature dachshund thriving on the rugged terrain of Australia’s Kangaroo Island. While humans panic and search for her, she’s out here living her best life. Maybe the real idiots are the people who think she wants to be found.

Then, we ask the question: what’s dumber than a Cybertruck? Answer: stealing a Cybertruck Cyberbeast and then casually returning to the scene of the crime because you forgot your ID. Criminal mastermind? Not exactly.

Next up, the great Dalmatian Onesie Chase. Who’s more of an idiot—the man fleeing police while dressed like a discount Cruella de Vil sidekick or the officers who took over 24 hours to catch him? Tough call.

And finally, let’s talk workplace nightmares. Imagine being in charge of HR for a police department where the Chief has allegedly been pooping at random around the station and—wait for it—pulling pranks like inserting hypodermic needles into fellow officers’ penises. Because apparently, job descriptions now include “crisis management for biological hazards.”

Who will take home the prestigious title of Idiot of the Week? Tune in for the absurdity, stay for the relentless mockery.

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This week on Idiot of the Week, we bring you a lineup of contenders so jaw-droppingly ridiculous, you’ll question how humanity has made it this far.

First, we investigate how a Texas middle school managed to turn a classroom into a tattoo parlor—and not the cool kind. With one shared needle among students, it’s a truly horrifying tale of poor decisions and even worse health education.

Next, a Texas man who swallowed diamond earrings he stole earns his spot on the list with a question for the ages: “Am I going to be charged with what is in my stomach?” Spoiler alert: Yes, sir, and probably with a bonus charge for spectacular stupidity.

Then we meet the latest criminal duo vying for infamy: Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie. We’re not saying they should quit their day jobs, but…actually, yes, they definitely should have quit while they were ahead. Or maybe just not started at all.

And finally, the world of criminal recruitment hits a new low, with wannabe masterminds placing ads on—where else?—Instagram. Because nothing screams “qualified accomplice” like a double-tap on your latest selfie.

Who will emerge victorious in this week’s battle of idiocy? Tune in to find out, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and wonder how we got here.

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