Should You Squeeze Toothpaste From The Bottom or Middle? | Finally, The Meaning of Life Podcast

Is there a right way to squeeze your toothpaste? This week on Finally, The Meaning of Life, Mark and Dave go head-to-head on one of the most divisive bathroom questions of all time: do you squeeze from the bottom, or the middle?

Dave argues for physics, efficiency, and moral hygiene righteousness. Mark argues for chaos, mischief, and the thrill of the unexpected squeeze. Along the way, things spiral into toothpaste pumps, marital sabotage, the psychology of brushing habits, and the revelation that Dave counts his toilet paper squares. Yes, really.

🎙️ Expect:

Toothpaste tube technique debates

Spontaneity vs. structure

Pea-size portions and Marrowfat philosophy

A shocking bathroom confession

Fashion advice for Erling Haaland (again)

It’s the podcast that explores life’s big (and ridiculous) questions with comedy, curiosity, and a dangerously low level of dignity.

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What happens when tradition, feminism, and awkward social etiquette collide at the dinner table? In this episode of Finally, The Meaning of Life, Mark and Dave dive headfirst into the romantic minefield of first-date finances. Should the person who does the asking be the one who pays? What if you “forget” your wallet? Is it ever okay to split the bill without causing romantic ruin?

This week, our two philosophically curious hosts tackle a deceptively simple question from the AI: Should you ask for separate bills on a first date?

Expect:

💬 A messy history of gender roles and dating norms

🎭 Role-play featuring “Martina” and Dave’s old-school awkwardness

🤣 A new dating philosophy: "Doesn't matter."

📉 Tales of romantic failure and questionable budgeting

💡 Surprisingly deep reflections on modern dating etiquette

Whether you're a seasoned dater, a hopeless romantic, or just here for the comedy, this episode is a must-listen (or must-cringe). And yes — someone genuinely tried to get out of paying for parking too.

👇 Let us know in the comments: Who should pay on the first date? Or should we just go Dutch and move on?

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Should You Be Able to Wear Pyjamas All Day? | Finally, The Meaning of Life

Is it comfort? Is it chaos? Or is it just laziness in cotton form?

In this sleepwear-themed episode of Finally, The Meaning of Life, Mark and Dave wrestle with the great modern dilemma: Should you be allowed to wear pyjamas all day? From flannel rebellion to duvet fashion statements, they delve deep (far too deep) into the ethics, aesthetics, and existential meaning of all-day PJs.

Dave argues for public decency, structure, and separating bedtime from breakfast. Mark reveals he hasn’t worn pyjamas since childhood and considers them an outdated relic. Together, they ponder the psychological implications of a “pyjama day,” debate whether a duvet should be mandatory if you leave the house, and launch an ambitious sleepwear-based fashion collection for Erling Haaland.

Yes, you read that right.

Topics covered:

The difference between loungewear and public sleepwear

What pyjamas are really designed for

Pajama days: personal freedom or societal collapse?

The Paris Fashion Week duvet collection

Underpants diplomacy in front of your French in-laws

Why Erling Haaland should listen to this podcast

Dave’s metaphorical pyjamas

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