It's our Season 2 Finale! And before we take a short summer break we're bringing you a listener favorite - a debauched live read! This time listen in on a wild and unhinged reverse harem, wolf shifter romance (?). It might be our best yet!

Read along! https://a.co/d/5rr3pYh

WHAT ARE WE READING THIS WEEK?

• Sara 2: Woven by Gold by Elizabeth Helen
• Ivy: The Witching Year by Diana Helmeth (Witchy read)
• Sarah 1: Sinner by Trish Heinrich
• Kitty: Running Up That Mountain (The Alpha God Book 8) by Lexa Luthor
• Marie: Carmilla by J. Sheridan Le Fanu

Music:

Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):

https://uppbeat.io/t/locran/haunted-strip-club

License code: PDFTXFOLJGQSDBVU

This week is all about dragons, werewolves, bear and wolf shifters, and every other random monster we can think of! It's our 2nd to last week of MONSTER MAY!!!

WHAT ARE WE READING THIS WEEK?

• Sara 2: The Alpha of Bleake Isle by Kathryn Moon
• Ivy: Hooked by Emily McIntyre
• Sarah 1: Rare Prey by Torah Channing
• Kitty: Dracula by Bram Stoker
• Marie: Forged by Malice by Elizabeth Helen

Music:Track:

Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):

https://uppbeat.io/t/infraction/digital-dreams

License code: XD8OG3SKNCAHWX3S

In this episode, prepare for a wild ride as we delve into the world of more monster erotica, with a spotlight on gargoyles, trolls, and orcs. Join us as we explore the steamy and fantastical side of literature, navigating through tales where mythical creatures and human desires collide.

But beware, as our conversation takes unexpected turns into the absurd and hilarious. From pondering the logistics of flammable spunk to brainstorming alternative podcast titles and outrageous merch ideas, no topic is off-limits. And yes, we even tackle the ultimate challenge: getting mom to dubiously consent to listening to erotic audiobooks while carpooling.

So, buckle up and join us for a rollercoaster of laughter, curiosity, and maybe a few blush-worthy moments. It's a journey you won't soon forget!

Content Warning: numerous and probably disgusting mentions of spunk and c*m; masturbation, monster to monster and human to monster intercourse.

WHAT ARE WE READING THIS WEEK?

• Sara 2: Bonded by Thorns by Elizabeth Helen
• Sarah 1: The Gargoyle's Captive by Katee Robert and an ARC of Finding the Troll's Heart by Lyonne Riley
• Kitty: Running Up That Mountain (The Alpha God Book 8) by Lexa Luthor
• Marie: Bonded by Thorns by Elizabeth Helen

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Music:

Track:

• Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):

  https://uppbeat.io/t/tatami/monstrous-medicine

  License code: C7PJGFTM5HNDTBRX

  
  

In this episode of our Monster May series, we navigate through the rippled waters of erotic fiction where sharks, krakens, and other aquatic entities entangle themselves in scandalous romances and forbidden desires. From hidden coves to tumultuous seas, join us as we uncover the secrets and seductions lurking beneath the surface of those captivating waves. Grab your snorkel and prepare for a plunge into a world where passion and fantasy collide in the most unexpected of ways.

WHAT ARE WE READING THIS WEEK?

1. Sara 2: Bonded by Thorns by Elizabeth Helen
2. Ivy: The Dark, Dead, Deep by Mikayla Haze
3. Sarah 1: The Kraken's Sacrifice by Katee Robert AND Midnight Beauty by Anna Santos
4. Kitty: Running Up That Mountain (The Alpha God Book 8) by Lexa Luthor

Music:

Track: "Can We", Aguava

Music provided by https://slip.streamDownload / Stream: https://get.slip.stream/XQFcoAListen on Spotify: https://go-stream.link/sp-aguava

GUESS WHAT?!

IT'S MONSTER MAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

We're kicking off this very monstrous month with a very favorite game of ours - Monster Dates! Will Ivy find love? Listen to find out!

**as a note we had some technical difficulties with our recording platform, please bear with us if you notice any misalignments!

WHAT ARE WE READING?

Marie: Queen of the Lost Boys, The Neverland Chronicles #3, T.S. Kinley

Sara 2: Princess and the Evil Queen, by Lola Andrews

Ivy: Hunger of the Gods by John Gwynne

Sarah 1: Revel at the Court of Claws by CK Beggan

Kitty: Climbing Up That Mountain by Lexa Luthor

MUSIC:

Track: "Melrose Shakes"

Music provided by https://slip.stream

Download / Stream: https://get.slip.stream/OlhY7B

TWs for this week's episode include: mentions of mental health struggles, post partum anxiety and depression, extreme apocalyptic experiences, drugs, microagressions (discussing racism), prostitution, dubious consent, kidnapping, trauma, bodily harm, animal death

MAJOR spoilers mentioned throughout this episode for The Four Horsemen series by Laura Thalassa.

This week we're talking the apocalypse and the worst boyfriends you could ever imagine - The Four Horsemen! We're joined by the official unofficial mother of the pod - Robyn Valentine aka A Tired Witch (@atiredwitch on instagram). We discuss the book series The Four Horsemen by Laura Thalassa. Yes there are tangents but we discuss some of our favorite aspects of the series that really started the strangest and strongest bonds of our weird little group. We also dive into some of the *issues* we have with this series and what we think could have been done better. It's safe to say we have OPINIONS.

What are We Reading This Week?

Marie: Far From Neverland by Rylee Hale

Sara 2: Crescent City #2 by Sarah J. Mass

Ivy: Promises and Pomegranates by Sav R. Miller

Sarah 1: Too Tempting by Sarah Blue #4 of the Heat Haven Omegaverse series

Kitty: Climbing up That Mountain - Alpha God book 8 by Lexa Luthor

Robyn: Soul of a Witch by Harley LaRoux

MUSIC in this episode:

Track: "Creep - Full Mix"

Music provided by https://slip.stream

Download / Stream: https://get.slip.stream/NdSm1Q

It's our 420 episode, baby. That's right, let's celebrate Earth Day a little early, and appreciate some trees, talk about logs, bushes. In this episode Sarah 1 sets up some diabolical games of Name That Trope, FMK ULTIMATE based on everyone's favorite and least favorite erotic characters, and a Monster MadLib written by Chat GPT. The giggles and shenanigans are unhinged.

What are we Reading this week?

• Marie: The Lost Darling by Bailey Black
• Sara 2: Jumping the Shark by Ash Raven
• Ivy: The Dark One by Nikki St Crowe
• Sarah 1: Famine by Laura Thalassa
• Kitty: Climbing Up that Mountain Part 1, book 8 of the Alpha God Series by Lexa Luthor

Music in this Episode:

• Track: "Morrison Hotel Lobby", Music provided by https://slip.stream, Download / Stream: https://get.slip.stream/aXOnFo

• Track: "Space Odyssey", Music provided by https://slip.stream, Download / Stream: https://get.slip.stream/IoZN6H

Join us as we revisit the podfic Rough Day and swoon over Mandalorian sexcapades and then tangent off into other Spank Bank-worthy reads! Find out what we keep handy for moments of need.

What We're Reading This Week:

Sara: Soul of a Witch by Harley Laroux

Kitty: Army of One - The Alpha God Book Seven by Lexa Luthor

Sarah: an ARC of Sink Into Her by Elaine Daniels