Drink of the day: Cutwater Vodka Mule

Blanco and Jones kick off the show with a Belfast Bomber made with Buffalo Trace bourbon cream instead of Baileys. It was delicious! They discussed the rising price of gold, which has increased from $2,800 to $5,300 per ounce in the past year, and its implications for the economy. Additionally, they shared personal anecdotes about purchasing a new RV and the importance of hygiene, including sunscreen and lotion usage. They also touched on the concept of toxic masculinity and its manifestations in everyday life. Jones and Blanco discuss their competitive experiences, including a heated game night involving darts and pool, and their thoughts on professional sports. They express frustration over the NFL Hall of Fame voting process, particularly the exclusion of Bill Belichick, despite his six Super Bowl wins. They also touch on the MLB Hall of Fame, noting the impact of steroids on voting. The conversation shifts to golf, with Jones planning to get new clubs and discussing a potential two-man scramble league. They conclude by planning a 9-9-9 challenge, involving eating nine hot dogs and drinking nine beers for the upcoming baseball season.

Drink of the day: White Russian and Jameson/Ginger ale.

Blanco and Jonesy are celebrating our birthdays at the bar. We take a trip back to 1983 and discuss what was happening around that time. Topics include the age of the internet, the Montauk Project, and government secrecy, touching on topics like hypersonic frequencies and drone activities. We dive into the 25 worst things people stuck up their bums in 2025. Sports focuses on the divisional round of the NFL playoffs.

Drink of the day: Jingle Juice equal parts Sparkling Rose, Whipped cream vodka, and Cherry 7 up.

Jonesy and Blanco have a special Christmas episode where they share a drink recipe called “Jingle Juice.” It’s got sparkling rose, whipped cream, vodka, and cherry 7-Up. They also try three different Whistle Pig rye whiskeys and rate them from 3.5 to 4.5 out of 5. Then, they switch gears and talk about a new fetish called “gooning,” which is all about self-pleasure while watching porn. They also compare Costco and Sam’s Club, with Jones saying Sam’s Club has better stuff and cheaper prices. The episode ends with a funny talk about their high school days and personal stories. Blanco and Jones talk about their travel plans, like a possible trip to Cancun and Scotland. Jones mentions his friends Anne and Roy are interested in Outlander stuff in Scotland, and they’re planning to play golf. They also want to visit Guinness and Jameson. Then, they switch to the Kansas City Chiefs and complain about their performance, saying they need new coaching. The episode ends with plans for a New Year’s Eve party and a tribute to MTV.