Farewell, My Lovely Novel

Pro tip #1: fiction writing is not for the thin skinned or the avaricious. Pro tip #2: as you'll note in any bookstore, talent isn't mandatory. In this podcast (psst: you can fast forward through the sudden bouts of sobbing) I outline my adventures in the novel writing trade.

A How to Guide to what it is really like to write a novel, pitch a novel, have your novel rejected, publicize your novel.