FOUR HOURS FOR FAST FOOD?!

Somehow a fast-food argument turns into a full meltdown about waiting too long, paying too much, and why certain things stop being worth it way faster than people want to admit. Food opinions get aggressive, patience disappears, and everyone is way more confident than they should be.

Dad Tip tries to keep it from completely falling apart, This Is Where We F**ed Up* hands out consequences, Name That Show goes sideways, and the Big Board quietly tracks the damage while nobody learns a damn thing.

Nothing gets settled. Everyone doubles down.