This week, we open our bags of birds eye and show you what we hold inside.

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Every four years, the most athletic and talented members of sport which grace our beautiful planet gather together. This stunning confluence of beauty and strength, grace and balance also contains some real stinkers. This week, we FMK events of the Summer Olympics.

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Empty your spit valves, tune your strings, wet your reeds. We are FMKToday.

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SMELLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUU

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Because everything’s falling apart and I can’t do anything about it.

It’s not your fault.

I know it’s not my fault, but who’s fault is it if it’s not my fault?

It’s their fault

That’s right, it’s their fault!

It’s their fault, it’s their fault…YOU HAVE FAILED AND YOU WILL PAY!

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I wanna lick lick lick lick you from your bread tomatoes.

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It's a USSSSS FMKTWINS

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The hosts discuss which slippery swimmers make their brooks burble.

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