FAKE Clean Your House in 15 Minutes - Our Top Ten Ways

Set real cleaning aside. Code red! You've got 15 minutes until someone walks in your front door. What do you do?

Top Ten Ways to Fake a Clean House in 15 Minutes

1. Light a Candle (or Two)

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  Instantly changes the mood — cozy, intentional, welcoming
  
  
  
• Distracts from dust, clutter, or pet smells
  
  
  
• Choose scents that smell clean (citrus, linen, herbs) rather than heavy perfume
  
  
  
• Bonus: dim the lights a bit — candlelight hides a multitude of sins
  
  
  
  

2. Clear the Entryway

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  First impression zone — it matters most
  
  
  
• Scoop up shoes, boots, coats, and bags — toss into a basket/closet
  
  
  
• Straighten the rug, sweep quickly if needed
  
  
  
• Even a vase of grocery store flowers makes it feel “ready for company”
  
  
  
  

3. Wipe the Bathroom Sink and Swap the Hand Towel

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  Guests almost always use the bathroom — it’s a giveaway space
  
  
  
• Wipe toothpaste, water spots, and fingerprints off sink and mirror
  
  
  
• Replace hand towel with a fresh, clean one (even if from the linen closet)
  
  
  
• Quick check for toilet paper roll and a candle in the corner = instant polish
  
  
  
  

4. Fluff the Couch Cushions and Toss on a Throw

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  Messy sofa = messy house in people’s minds
  
  
  
• Quick karate-chop the pillows (design trick: makes them look plumped)
  
  
  
• Smooth cushions and throws — or just throw a blanket over a problem spot
  
  
  
• Adds a “styled on purpose” look in seconds
  
  
  
  

5. Do the Dishes Dash

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  Clear sink is visual shorthand for “I keep a clean house”
  
  
  
• Load dishwasher fast — no sorting, just stash
  
  
  
• No dishwasher? Dirty dishes into oven (yes, it works — just don’t forget them!)
  
  
  
• Wipe sink basin — shiny sink distracts from messy counters
  
  
  
  

6. Vacuum Lines — Even If You Don’t Vacuum the Whole House

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  Guests see the living room rug first — run the vacuum in a grid
  
  
  
• Visible lines = fresh clean illusion, even if dust bunnies are still hiding
  
  
  
• If no time for full vacuum, at least hit high-traffic spots (entry + living room)
  
  
  
• Sound of vacuum running before guests arrive also works psychological magic
  
  
  
  

7. Corral the Clutter

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