In this episode, we're bypassing the randomizer for a VERY long-awaited Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend David Ganssle FINALLY takes his Guest's Choice option out of his back pocket after four-and-a-half years and slaps it in front of our eyeballs, but not before cutting eyeholes in it to shield our identities. That's right, Doggans is making us watch a 1958 "clip show" movie compiled from the first thirteen episodes of Disney's hit 1950s ABC black-and-white primetime series about that legendary world-famous dashing Spanish Californian outlaw played by the dad from Lost In Space who outfoxes tyrannical dictators, swashes buckles while buckling his swashes, and carves a Z with his blade. No one knows what that Z stands for, but perhaps someday our top scientists will figure it out. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they look for THE SIGN OF ZORRO!

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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
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DAVID GANSSLE
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans

NICHOLAS BOGROFF GANSSLE
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In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1999 to pick a teen high school romantic comedy loosely based on one of the more controversial plays by history's most celebrated playwright, William Shakespeare. Now, Shakespeare is of course ubiquitously revered as the greatest writer the English language has ever known, but it's worth asking from time to time, did any of his plays contain motorcycle stunts, ska music, outdoor paintball, high school students inexplicably dressed as cowboys, Seattle's Fremont Troll sculpture, a large penis drawn on the face of the head elf from The Santa Clause, or Larry Miller rattling off hip-hop slang? Tragically, no, they did not. But, luckily for literature lovers the world over, the writers of The House Bunny and the director of the Martin Lawrence vehicle Black Knight eventually came along to correct these grievous oversights on the Bard of Avon's part. Join Tony Goldmark, Rob Bergman, David Ganssle and Renie Rivas as they list 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU!

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ROB BERGMAN
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DAVID GANSSLE
DVD: https://doggans.com/rwdvol1
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@riffinwithdoggans

RENIE RIVAS
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Podcast: https://ringringpodcast.podbean.com

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In this episode, for this year's Christmas episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2004 to pick a straight-to-DVD anthology feature in which everyone's favorite classic Disney animated characters were given some of the most horrendously hideous CGI makeovers you ever done seen, just so they could star in a bunch of even-cheaper holiday stories about everything Christmas is all about: sick ice skating moves, espionage, chronic embarrassment, blacklight-induced violent rage, and of course the act of naming a dog Murray. Needless to say, they couldn't get Kelsey Grammer to narrate this one. Join Tony Goldmark, Dave Cobb, Tyler Green and Cassie Shima as they regift MICKEY'S TWICE UPON A CHRISTMAS!

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DAVE COBB
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TYLER GREEN
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CASSIE SHIMA
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The Mickey's Twice Upon A Christmas episode isn't quite ready yet, but I still wanted to give everyone a special holiday message. Merry Holidays to all!

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In this year's Halloween episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to pick the Halloween episode of one of the biggest zeitgeist-capturing megahit series in the illustrious five-year history of Disney+. The first-ever television show produced by Marvel Studios was also a twisted love letter to the history of television itself, filtered through an uncommon love story between an Eastern European witch and an undead British-accented android, in a thoroughly postmodern setting that literalized how escapist entertainment can paradoxically become a mental prison, all wrapped up in a package so weird and yet so accessible that it could only have been made by (and likely would only have been embraced by the masses IF made by) Marvel. Also this episode has a claymation scene where a talking shark sells yogurt products, because why wouldn't it? Join Tony Goldmark, Devo Spice, Josh Langland (aka The Horror Guru) and Charley Marlowe as they flip through the channels of WANDAVISION, season one, episode six, "All-New Halloween Spooktacular!"

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DEVO SPICE
Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@RandomActsofHorror
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JOSH LANGLAND
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheHorrorGuru
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CHARLEY MARLOWE
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In this episode, just in time for the World Series and a new football season, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to pick the first ESPN "30 For 30" sports documentary we've ever had to cover on this podcast! Specifically, a documentary about multi-hyphenate 90s superstar athlete Deion Sanders, aka "Prime Time," which is a nickname he gave himself, presumably for reasons. Sanders gained fame for playing professional baseball AND football at the same time, and once in October 1992, he attempted to play in an NFL game in between two postseason MLB games in a different state, all within a 48-hour period. Will this bold sportsballer successfully sportsball multiple sportsballs, or will his sportsball-related hubris destroy all sportsballs forever? Join Tony Goldmark, Haley Baker Callahan, David Ganssle and Gaby Tyrrell as they attempt to break up DEION'S DOUBLE PLAY!

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HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
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DAVID GANSSLE
Website: https://doggans.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doggans87
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GABY TYRRELL
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GhoulishGabs

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In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to pick an example of everyone's favorite subgenre of Disney+ content, that's right, another NatGeo documentary! Only this time, it's NOT one of those wretched disposable televised NatGeo specials that's exactly the same as every other NatGeo special, it's a full-fledged NatGeo-branded theatrical documentary feature film from the Oscar-winning directors of Free Solo about the 2018 Tham Luang cave rescue, an inherently compelling true story of unlikely heroes triumphantly overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds in order to save human life, which unfortunately is primarily known to westerners as "that one time Elon Musk called a guy a pedophile on Twitter for no good reason" because everything is dumb and the world is broken. Join Tony Goldmark, Kalani Mitchell, Kit Quinn and Luke Ski as they sadistically sabotage THE RESCUE!

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KALANI MITCHELL
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KIT QUINN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/missi0nbreakout
Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio

LUKE SKI
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In this episode, we return following an unanticipated long hiatus as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick the first episode of a Chinese romantic comedy streaming series from China's video-sharing site Bilibili. In this period piece set during the Ming Dynasty, we follow a woman's journey from humble beginnings to her position as head chef for the crown prince at the imperial palace, all while the show's aesthetics combine mouth-watering culinary footage, Hanna-Barbera sound effects and jokes about turning kidnappers into eunuchs until it gets to the point where you really have to wonder, "what even IS Disney+ anymore?" Ah well, at least you'll probably be able to sue Disney if THIS chef accidentally kills you. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Cassie Shima as they fulfill their DELICACIES DESTINY, Episode One!

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CHARLIE CALLAHAN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods

HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tricksterbelle
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle

CASSIE SHIMA
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