Episode 9 - Tainspotting

Stage 9 of More Than Words: “Tainspotting.”

Because nothing says “Scottish coastal charm” like witch trials and a 3000-acre bombing range.

Featuring:

⛳ A career-best immediately followed by an 18-hole existential crisis

🌿 Gardening: the new contact sport🏰 Dunrobin Castle — Versailles with bagpipes and historical amnesia

🪦 The Duke of Sutherland: statue, scandal, selective explosions

🧙‍♀️ Scotland’s last witch trial (complete with DIY pony transformation)

🛠️ Thomas Telford, the man who looked at hills and said “nah, straight through”

🐺 Wolf Stones, Jurassic coal, and property developments named after swamp

💣 Tain Air Weapons Range — nature reserve by day, Call of Duty map by night

It’s golf, guilt, and Gaelic place-names you can’t pronounce without sounding drunk — all served with whisky, sarcasm, and a side of historical outrage.