Episode 6: All is Mended

Titania and Oberon decide what to do about the chaos among the mortals. Puck plots his next move.

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Episode Six:All is MendedCast(In Order of Appearance)

Puck -- JOE CRUZ

Oberon -- TREVOR SCHECHTER

Helena -- AMELIA KINCH

Demetrius -- TONY WOODS

Hermia -- JACI SZILAGYI

Lysander -- GREG CARROBIS

Titania -- AVALON WILLOWBLOOM

Scene One

[Replay the last few minutes of last episode, with Helena threatening to move out followed by end music, which shuts off with a “pause” noise. Followed by the longest, most pregnant pause in the series yet.]

TITANIA

Don’t.

OBERON

Hey Puck, what did I say after last episode?

TITANIA

Don’t.

PUCK

Honestly, there’s a lot you could be referring to.

TITANIA

Oberon, I swear --

OBERON

Let’s start with the part about Helena moving out, since that’s exactly what’s happening.

PUCK

Got it! You said -

[Oberon voice]

Eventually, they’re either going to go back to something stable, or they’re going to leave.

[Puck voice]

And then you said -

[Oberon voice]

If they don’t kill each other, they’re gonna get tired of living in this weird, shitty limbo and they’re all just going to move.

[Puck voice]

And then -- (you said)

TITANIA

ENOUGH! I get it, okay?

OBERON

So you admit that throwing bullshit into a relationship just to force change doesn’t work?

TITANIA

[Stammering a bit] 

N-no! That isn’t the lesson here!

OBERON

Are you serious?

TITANIA

I stand by everything I said.

PUCK

Does that include -

[Titania voice]

You really think she’s going to leave it all behind just because things got a little...