Episode 53 - Because I'm quite a thorough wiper - CV updated

How old are we, really? One minute we’re off shopping for new Podcast equipment, the next we’ve lost a chunk of our lives in the M&S cheese section. Time theft? Absolutely. Regrets? None.

We tackle the age-old debate of kebab before you drink, and yes, we’ve decided it’s actually the superior option. There are many reasons for this. Kebabee breath being just one, which leads us neatly into a story of its own.

Thom is increasingly concerned that dry robes are replacing Crocs. Especially when worn by people who have never seen the business end of a lake. Ever. It’s giving strong karate family popping into Asda after class energy.

We dive into a women’s magazine, fuelled by questionable brainwaves from a bloke! Plus ideas from a Mary who will never receive an Amazon parcel. Ever. We workshop how she could improve her letterbox with a bit of fabric and optimism. We also apologise in advance for the podcast barker moment where Thom shouted at an Amazon driver to “MOVE ON”. She didn’t. But she absolutely wanted to.

We touch on the media's obsession with the Beckhams and why being women in our 50s might have a slightly different take than the rest of the internet.

There’s also a weekly check-in: What have you done to be a dickhead this week? And if you counted every FFS or “feck off”, where would you be by Sunday night?

We discuss what Dunn would put on her CV as a strength. Why you should never trust a wet fart, and how it’s not a personal failure, it’s biology.

Sprinkled throughout are some Dr Dunn and Dr Thom facts, because, obviously.

Enjoy. Head on over. Dive in.