Episode 5: just bc you can squeeze opaque liquid out of something doesn’t mean you should

Shelby uses their girlfriends sister’s Hulu account to surprise Viki, you’re invited to the boring end of the Sopranos, Shelby witnesses a bizarre variety of racism. Shelby does an on-the-fly reading of Teresa Guidice’s chart — which was truly a missing piece of the puzzle. They play a game called “is that right??!” where Viki correctly guesses that we are culturally closer to a sperm donor reality show than any kind of queer dating show.