Episode 5: Butterbeer, Boy Math & the Most Unhinged Snow Day Traditions

Welcome back, EOG Fam — yes, we’re still working on the name, but we’re rolling with it. In Episode 5, Jay & Mac return with another round of unqualified opinions, delusional confidence, and the unwavering support (and buzzer discipline) of their producers/wives.

This week kicks off with an off-recipe “EOWG Butterbeer,” where the boys bravely navigate whipped cream mustaches, caramel drips, and the philosophical question: at what point does cream curdle?
Spoiler: no one knows, but Mac is confident anyway.

Then we somehow transition into:

• Harry Potter lore (Jay thinks “pothead” is the correct term)
• Why John Williams is the Beyoncé of movie soundtracks
• Mizzou & U of A basketball optimism
• Boy Math, aka "I won $70 but ignore that I’m down $300”
• Buying mystery jerseys like a sports-themed scratcher addiction
• The Cincinnati football team’s… annual snow drawing tradition 👀
• A genuinely wholesome(ish) reflection on how the show is improving

PLUS: Hogwarts Sorting Hat chaos, nostalgic shows, and a debate on why Phoenix residents pull shopping carts backwards like they’re in a snowstorm.

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