Episode 4: The Chuck Norris Story

I got the world's worst "pull the other one" look. And then Chuck Norris rolled his window down, stuck his head out, and said "Sorry, I wanted to get to the airport early. If you want to give anyone a ticket, I'll take it." This was right after Chuck Norris was made an honorary Texas Ranger. The trooper said, "That won't be necessary, sir. Slow down and have a nice flight."