Episode 4: Jesus Trice

Thank you for joining us for Half OK Dungeons and Dragons, Episode 4. This is Part 1 of our One-Off Campaign, Chapter 4, titled “Jesus Trice.”

Our demented band of Murder Hobos was forced into the tainted forest by the Red Hand Syndicate, who have ordered us to bring them a magic key by the end of the night or face certain death. After fighting off possession by fairy lights, zombie deer, swarms of insects, and sad, hungry Jack O’ Lantern people, we have made it just outside the creepy mansion where the key is kept. A ball is being held tonight, and you know what that means: Orgy! Orgy! Enjoy!

Contents:

1. I shook my charismatic titties for you!
2. Which floor is the orgy on?
3. You’re running full tilt, you p**** is wet…
4. ‘Blur’ them in a little
5. Suck the F***ING life out of this werebear!
6. I don’t know if you can ‘bear’ it.
7. Bosom buddies
8. You may need another drink before the orgy
9. (Break: "Sad Whale")
10. Maura burps the alphabet
11. Clusgoth the hugger
12. Regina’s vagina = a deflated beach ball
13. Docking
14. Double ZZ’s
15. This is, like, my 6th drink...
16. Jesus Trice
17. Yeah, what are you going to do, nap when there’s tentacles all over?