Episode 4: Fines, Fashion, and the Desert Mynx

The fines have multiplied. The paperwork is laminated. Somehow, the house still isn’t beige enough.

In this episode, the call-in lines are jammed with neighbors reporting shadowy figures, spy machines tucked behind blinking succulents, and a man with no feet who may, or may not, be watching you from your vector-slanted wall.

Meanwhile, the Salton Social Ball at the North Shore Yacht Club shimmers with microcovers, misfiring flirtations, and dazzling accessories that probably violate six HOA ordinances. In Quartz Junction, if your shoes light up when you dance, you’re doing it right.

And beyond the parties and penalties, the desert mynx waits. It doesn’t chase. It doesn’t howl. It simply watches.

Tune in. Get fined. Stay fabulous.