Episode 331 – Mariners Gettin' Rowdy

RUNDOWN

From Easter brawls over Sephora to dueling Survivor vocals, Episode 331 hits the nostalgic highs before hammering down on the Mariners' electric resurgence and the Kraken’s collapse. Mitch and Hotshot cover the rise of Cal Raleigh, the mystery of Julio’s slump, and how Rowdy Tellez suddenly became a cult hero.

Golf writer Gabby Herzig joins to share her surreal experience playing Augusta National just hours after covering Rory’s Grand Slam drama. Meanwhile, the Kraken No-Table reveals harsh truths about management, future prospects, and the team’s steep ticket discounts as fans eye the looming NBA return.

GUESTS

• Joe Doyle | MLB Draft Analyst, Over Slot
• Brady Farkas | Refuse to Lose Podcast
• Gabby Herzig | Golf Writer, The Athletic
• RJ Eskanos | Emerald City Hockey
• Dylan Travers | Emerald City Hockey

TABLE OF CONTENTS

0:00 | Aurora trivia, Chick Hearn origin story, David Bickler, and NBA expansion teaser from Adam Silver
17:59 | Survivor hits, Easter reflections, and the Mariners’ 88-win pace and offensive eruption
31:07 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table (Joe Doyle & Brady Farkas) – Julio’s struggles, Cal’s power, face-of-franchise debate, and out-on-a-limb predictions
59:53 | GUEST: Gabby Herzig (The Athletic) – Covering Rory's heartbreak, then playing Augusta the next morning
1:26:35 | GUEST: Kraken No-Table (Emerald City Hockey) – Ron Francis returns, offseason options, ticket price slash, and NBA competition
1:48:16 | The Other Stuff Segment: Pete Carroll teaching at USC, Tom Brady guest lecturing, Travis Hunter NFL ultimatum, Dion Sanders retiring jerseys, Shohei Ohtani’s baby, Baylor basketball team fully entering transfer portal, women’s tennis body odor controversy, Aaron Donald restraining order, Bill Belichick's girlfriend enters Miss Maine, Bill Gates sells unused $644M super yacht, Lee Corso retiring from College GameDay, Missouri State player Tarick McGee dies, Don Hasselbeck dies, Wink Martindale dies, Bomb threat on cruise ship over pet-sitting, Belgian teens smuggling ants, Virginia state flag banned in Texas, Inaugural sperm race announced RIPs: Tarick McGee – Missouri State football player, died of accidental gunshot wound at age 21, Don Hasselbeck – Former NFL tight end and father of Matt and Tim Hasselbeck, died at 70, Wink Martindale – Legendary TV game show host, died at 91 Headlines: Man sends cruise ship bomb threat to avoid pet-sitting girlfriend’s animals, Belgian teens arrested with 5,000 smuggled ants, Virginia state flag banned in Texas over exposed breast on seal, Inaugural sperm racing announced, featuring USC vs UCLA swimmers