Episode 331: Godforsaken (2022)

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I am going to be lazy here. These two reviews summed this movie up for me.

A review 5/10 Some decent elements, but felt like it would never end

Once you get past the cheesy low budget acting, there are some good parts to this movie. Some creepy scenes and the guy who played Chris was great and genuinely creepy. Chad's mum was also a good character/ actor.

But the last 30 minutes felt like 4 hours, I thought it was never going to end. Just non stop running and screaming and shakey camera. I got bored.

The girl, Katie, was pretty annoying in the 2nd half just constantly crying. I was relieved when they finally all died.

When the 3 of them were trying to hide, why did they seem to make as much noise as humanly possible? Stop screaming and make a plan maybe.

2/10 Demonic Zombies

I watch about 3 horror movies a day searching for those hidden gem ones.... This was not one of them!! I feel like this movie had a good idea but it was poorly executed. The acting was soooooo bad!! The fake crying was awful and constant for about the last 25 minutes of the movie! It's hard to like any of these characters by the end. Also jerking the camera, yelling and screaming like a blubbering idiot isn't an enjoyable watch! Whoever wrote the dialogue for this movie did a terrible job! I really couldn't wait for it to end...Awful...just Awful! Also a cat and a dog get killed, they're eaten and it's very bloody!

In short, the best thing about this movie was that it was 77 minutes long, and that was still 65 minutes too long. A very unconvincing found footage movie where the idiot filmmakers basically filmed everything, including driving there, going to a bar, walking to a friends house to get stoned, and even when a first aid kit is needed, picking the camera up to go find the first aid kit. The two reviews captured it, this was shit, they were annoying and too loud.

It is a 3/10 for me, the worst movie I saw this weekend, and that includes two movies from Pakistan

Out of the found footage and documentary style movies I have seen recently this was a poor, poor, poor Canadian cousin to the others.

Savageland 6.5/10

The Bay 5

this piece of shit 3