Episode 3 - Party at the North Shore Yacht Club

Quartz Junction Architectural Oversight Notification NOTICE OF NONCOMPLIANCE

File #: QJ-003-S3 Jurisdiction: Vast Frontier Broadcast Radius / Salton Sea Event Perimeter

Summary of Infractions:

• Unauthorized broadcast during restricted compliance hours
• Drone sightings unreported and unverified
• Salton Sea nominated for “Monument of Leisure” without civic input
• Horrendous microcover of Ronee Blakley's "Driven."

Details Include:

• Drones observed by neighbors, surveyed pergolas which provide zero shade
• Live microcover of “Driven” performed without required consent or spectral clearance
• Yacht Club attendees failed HOA vibe check—readings fluctuated between brunch euphoria and decorative contempt
• Home owner cited for using “off-theme stucco” despite strict adherence to Soft Mesquite (#B59A7A)
• Val Synthson’s campaign platform includes drone diplomacy and ornamental surveillance rights

Mandate Cross-Reference: 3C, 6D, and “The Beige Eclipse Addendum”

Required Action: Tune in immediately. Log emotions. Submit to palette alignment. Continued failure to engage will result in vibrational audits and ceramic sample testing.

Penalty for Ongoing Violation: Mood-based citations, mirrored drone formations, and escalating fines payable in CivicCoin™.

Filed by: C.I.A. – Compliance Intelligence Authority Status: Still binding. Still beige. Still watching.

Listen + Comply: https://www.quartzjunction.blog

“Driven” by Ronee Blakley used under compulsory mechanical license (Release ID: LPL5116244).