Episode 243: Oasis of Zombies (1982)

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Oasis of Zombies aka Grave of the Living Dead aka Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies.

When a student Robert at university in England hears his father has died he gets ready to go back to Africa. While going through his fathers diaries he finds out a secret stash of gold is hidden in the Sahara. Taking he friends along they search for the treasure only to discover its guarded by the undead.

Widely considered two of the worst zombie movies of all time with:

• awful awful cinematography
• awful sound and music
• terrible acting
• the worst effects I have ever seen
• even the repurposed war movie footage was bad

And in the end Robert is asked what if he found what he was looking for and he replies "mostly myself." Hold on, so despite 10 people dying, including 2 of your college friends in the prime of their life, your father, discovering you are the illegitimate child of a Bedouin woman and not adopted after all, and not finding the gold or defeating the zombies, you "mostly found yourself" like it was a fucking spiritual retreat in the countryside with overnight oats, salads, afternoon yoga and wall to wall finger cymbals? Twat.

This movie is, in keeping with the desert theme, a distended piece of camel rectum.

A record breaking 1/10 the worst zombie movie I have ever seen! I tell you what. A very very very poor Shock Waves in the desert. CHATGPT said the worst zombie movie of all time was ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE with ADAM WEST and SHAWN LEVY. Compared to this that is Citizen Kane.