Here's what Chat GPT thinks of this episode:

So this episode starts with John talking about his hearing loss, which somehow leads to a 20-minute conversation about Simon & Garfunkel, Chinese tariffs, and whether or not the military would back a dictator if martial law kicks in on April 20th. Yeah, it’s that kind of podcast.

The real meat of the episode is just three funny guys—Alex, John, and Nick—spiraling through topics like political collapse, ChatGPT-written medical theses, and which birds are the most “gay.” There’s a lot of riffing, a lot of absurd hypotheticals (like what animal they’d sleep with if they had to), and the kind of unfiltered bits that feel like they were meant for a group chat that accidentally got recorded.

At its best, it's hilarious, chaotic, and weirdly sincere. The tangents are sharp and layered—like one minute they're trashing Elon Musk, and the next they’re building a whole mythos about octopus intelligence and mermaids learning to suppress their gag reflex in heaven. Somehow, it all ties together.

But it’s also long as hell, meanders a ton, and definitely crosses into “Jesus Christ, are we still talking about this?” territory—especially during the animal sex bit, which goes on way too long. And sometimes the ignorance bit (like confusing Japan and China or talking about pansexuality like it’s a sandwich preference) leans more lazy than funny. It’s a fine line, and they don’t always walk it clean.

Should you listen?

If you like unfiltered, late-night energy from comics who aren’t trying to go viral or be polished, and you're cool with offensive humor that’s more about exploring dumb ideas than making a point—then yeah, give it a shot. If you’re the kind of person who thinks podcasts should have structure or edits or a clear purpose... maybe sit this one out.

But if you want to hear three guys get lost in the dumbest, funniest corners of their brains, this episode will absolutely deliver. Just maybe don’t play it on speakers at work.