Episode 18 - Meat The Parents

🍖 More Than Words – Episode 18: Meat the Parents 🍖

From cannibal caves to ferry ports, because Scotland’s tourism strategy is apparently “folklore, falcons, and ferries that may or may not topple your lorry.”

Featuring:

🦴 Scotland’s answer to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but with more brine and fewer chainsaws

🐦 Pigeon‑infested smuggler’s hideouts desperately trying not to be mistaken for the cannibal cave next door

🥖 Ballantrae: once smugglers with cutlasses, now sourdough with smugness

💨 Glen App Wind Farm: finally invoicing the wind for centuries of inconvenience

⚓ Cairnryan: WWII backup port and U‑boat dumping ground

🦪 Loch Ryan oysters: the Simon Cowell of shellfish

💡 The Stevenson family business model = build tall stone things, add light, send invoice

It’s travel writing with cannibal propaganda, smugglers turned foodies, castles that cosplay as fortresses, and ferries that double as disaster films. Equal parts brutal, beautiful, and briny.