Ep47 This Just In! Dying Isn't for Everyone

Introducing Sentaro, a Japanese protagonist no one likes, including gods and other miscellaneous immortal beings! Follow his existential crisis to escape death. Meanwhile, Miles and Cletus continue not to listen, but maybe, just maybe, we'll can all learn what "continuous" actually means by the end of it all.

Critics think it's just okay—which means you don't want to miss this mediocrity!

"It's a story about a guy who avoids everything and doesn't want to die. What a great tale." - Cletus, Native Alabamian

"Continuous doesn't mean seven days straight. He could take breaks." - Miles, Spider-Person (???)

"I don't know why I still come here." - Ella, Soulless Witch

And no matter what life throws at you, McClelland's Islay single malt scotch whisky will help get you through it. Unless it's death. Or fear of death. Or quite literally dying.