Ep. 69 - Scrap recaps, UFC Noche + Crawford vs Canelo

Alright, strap in.

In this episode we unpack Crawford vs Canelo on Netflix.

Jon Anik once again carried the UFC commentary team, Dana looked like he was ready for a nap, and somehow Mr Beast copped a punch from Tyson. The pacing? Mate, 4 fights over 4+ hours. That’s not a fight card, that’s punishment.

🛎️ UFC Noche Recap + UFC Perth Preview
Bit of a look back at Noche, and we’re looking ahead to UFC Perth, should be a banger if everyone shows up awake this time. Bit of chat about who’s rising, who’s coasting, and what might blow up on the Aussie card.

📢 Fight Announcements & News

• Costa vs Shara reckon he bailed once he heard Costa’s game plan.

• Fluffy’s out, Brendan Allen steps in, does this open the door for Imavov vs Khamzat?

• Strickland fronts up to Moneyberg, like, literally.

• Jon Jones gives Dana an apology no one asked for.

• Kelvin can’t make weight. Again.

• Holm apparently turned down a fat payday for a rematch.

• Silva and Lopez nearly chuck hands in a hotel lobby.

• Conor’s pulled out of the presidential race and… signed Obie Trice to a label? I dunno, mate.

🧨 Hot Takes & Unpopular Opinions
A bunch of journos reckon the UFC’s got a star power issue, I call bullshit. Just ’cause no one’s touching peak-Conor doesn’t mean the roster’s empty. You’ve got O’Malley, Khamzat, Ilia, Islam, JDM, DDP, Jones, all household names now, not just niche fight fans. The game’s changed. Stop comparing everyone to McGregor in 2016.

📰 Random Mayhem & Current Events

• Charlie Kirk’s apparently been murdered — the online reaction is proper cooked.

• Paul vs Davis not happening in Georgia, and Lopes is shadowboxing KO scenarios already.

• Big year ahead in 2026. Could be chaos.