Today on Peach's Pit Party, Peaches tries to recover from a weekend that somehow included a Tom Segura show, drunk strangers high-fiving themselves, and video evidence of his lonely row captured by coworkers from across a massive venue. Plus, we dive into TikTok's latest therapy trend: Rejection Cakes (because getting ghosted by Harvard tastes better with chocolate frosting).

But wait—there’s more: a Disney employee decided to rage-quit life by hacking menu servers, a woman found a live baby snake in her margarita (and still had to pay for the chips), and Peaches debates why the brainwashing around baggy jeans, weddings, and expensive funerals might actually make sense if you're confused enough.

Also on tap: the secret to free hotel breakfasts, why you should act lost and dumb when paying bills, and the insane boat crash that looked more like a paper airplane contest gone wrong. Toss in NFL draft drama, a record-breaking 464-pound football player, and Peaches almost accidentally committing a federal crime at 35,000 feet.

All this madness, plus updates on the upcoming Dayseeker interview, Idaho Gives, and how many fake snakes it would take to ruin Victor's morning show. Buckle up—this one’s got more twists than a margarita straw wrapped in a ceiling snake.