today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we're yelling at the sleepover!!!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – make out propaganda is SPREADING

02:00 – the heated rivalry boys were born in the 2000s??????

04:55 – golden globes recap

20:26 – CORPORATE GREED IS RUINING MOVIES

30:20 – hair pulling, spanking, choking in the bedroom

38:35 – nipple piercings... thoughts?

42:13 – why every day chatgpt use is NOT IT

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welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch, and being hazed by your 23 year old coworker.

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – welcome to the PUMPCAST

06:40 – introducing the cast and initial drama

20:07 – the sur uniforms...

25:01 – the jax and stassi age gap

29:45 – miss scheana marie gets in the mf STU

38:16 – stassi being a hater with kristen and katie

45:00 – how is stassi still employed?

46:37 – EVERYONE CLOCK IN TO YOUR SHIFTS

48:32 – the decoration of sur... let's talk about it

51:20 – the hazing of scheana

57:34 – brunch with the DEVIL

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we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are.

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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – welcome to the new set!!
04:17 – my ins for 2026
25:50 – my outs for 2026
44:43 – marty supreme discourse