Today, we have two callers tell us about their relationships with their phones and screentime.

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A listener calls in with a jaw-dropping dating story that sparks an unfiltered conversation about expectations, preparation, confidence, and when “bigger” actually becomes a problem. Honest, hilarious, and wildly candid—this one goes exactly where you think it will (and then further).

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The After Party spirals from nose shapes to hotel horrors, coffee-pot crimes, and stuffed-animal scandals in an unhinged, absolutely unfiltered roundtable you cannot un-hear.

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From “you have the nicest armpits” to accidental racial confusion, the After Party crew shares the strangest, most unexpected compliments they’ve ever received — and what they say about us.

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Big plans, wild dreams, and a little chaos—what are we really looking forward to in 2026? From Andrew’s Kentucky Derby debut and jaw-dropping travel bucket lists to live podcasts, art shows, and even surprise family milestones, this episode spills all the juicy plans and “what ifs” you won’t want to miss. Hats, bourbon, and unforgettable moments included!

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Dan Harris joins the After Party to break down why motivation dies fast, how tiny habits actually work, and why social media quietly makes us miserable. From meditation myths to the subtle aggression of self-improvement, this one hits a little too close to home.

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It starts as a simple question about buying a knife... and spirals into pepper spray laws, stun gun stories, who’d get tased first, and the day Greg T pooped on the studio floor.

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Scotty and Andrew can’t agree on literally anything — from when to record their podcast to whether they should take it on the road. Gandhi, Nate, and Danielle try (and fail) to play mediators as chaos reigns supreme.

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