Woop! Woop! It's a wet pants alert as Pat and Brad read spooky / ooky Elvis ghost stories! Pants then quickly dry as the complexities of Elvisian prophecy are soberly confronted.

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To read Ed Parker is to an accept an implicit challenge to ones manhood. Can Pat and Brad withstand such mystic, and karate-filled Hawaiianism? No.

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Pat and Brad pull out their tongue depressors, then throw them disdainfully to the floor! We speak freely and without obstruction about 70’s Greek fashion, toilet carpet, Swedish bath pills and colons! colons!! colons!!!

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Every day is Valentines Day with tender woman-pleasers like Pat and Brad, so it makes perfect sense that we'd release our Valentines Day Special in mid-April. Follow that?

Today we read "Don’t Ask Forever: My Love Affair With Elvis" by Elvis lover and lovee Joyce Bova. Elvis dick-pranks, mutual adult gratification (wink!), hookers, and the Presley family's challenges with small talk. Plus, we go deep on foreskin.

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We read "If I Can Dream: Elvis' Own Story" by Elvis confidant and hair architect Larry Geller. Elvis punches a guy, Red punches a bunch of guys, and that Colonel is a real stinker. Also: cocaine-dipped cotton balls.

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We read "If I Can Dream: Elvis' Own Story" by Elvis confidant and hair architect Larry Geller, then talk salt pills, harmonica groups, the Colonel's eerie hypnotic powers, an improved "Once Upon A Time in Hollywood," Elvis in "Cannonball Run," and the healing power of touch. Lots and lots of touching. Also, everyone eats acid.

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We read "Is Elvis Alive?" by Gail Brewer-Giorgio, and talk Elvis-in-jeans, bejeweled flashlights, and how to weave a complex web of clues exposing how you've faked your own death.

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We read "Is Elvis Alive?" by Gail Brewer-Giorgio. It comes with a tape! We talk Orion, Elvis secretly living on a parked plane, and what it means when your favorite color is white.

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