🎙️ EP 316: Vodka in Your Celsius, Dry Weddings & "Are You Ryan Reynolds?"

🎙️ EP 316: Vodka in Your Celsius, Dry Weddings & "Are You Ryan Reynolds?"

Welcome to another round of Happy Hour with Jay — where the takes are hot, the drinks are cold, and the wedding invites better come with an open bar.

🎬 Celebrity Sighting of the Week:The cashier at the Cosmopolitan legit thought I was Ryan Reynolds and got flustered. I was just there for a More Energy drink and some peace, but apparently Deadpool lives rent-free in Vegas.

💍 Dry Weddings & Cash Bar Catastrophes:
Would you attend a wedding without booze? I wouldn’t.
Open bar or I’m RSVPing “HELL NO.”
And now Gen Z is doing cash bars? This is why aliens won’t visit us.

🌊 The Scream Club:
Yes, this is real. People in Chicago are now screaming into Lake Michigan every Sunday night. This is where we’re at as a society — unhinged, damp, and vocal.

👖 Sydney Sweeney vs. Internet Idiots:The American Eagle ad with Sydney somehow got compared to… Nazis. I don’t even have a joke for that. Just stop. Touch grass.

🥤 Celsius Vodka Recall — Accidental Marketing Genius:
Some cans of Celsius were recalled because they were surprisingly spiked with High Noon vodka.
I promise you — sales have never been better.
This was either a recall or the greatest PR stunt in beverage history.

🎸 Coldplay Creeps:
Friendly reminder: don’t cheat on your spouse.

🪦 Legends We've Lost:
Ozzy, Hulk Hogan, and Ryne Sandberg.

💬 Final Word:

If screaming into lakes, sipping accidental vodka, or canceling open bars sounds like a solution ~ you’re doing life wrong.
Grab some Buzzed Buddy, pour something worth drinking, and let’s raise a glass to keeping it weird in all the best ways.

🎧 Tune in. Laugh loud. Drink smart.