Dummies Thrown & Derbies Brewing

Rebecca and Marilyn return… slightly sticky from last week’s hot chocolate choir incident, but otherwise ready to talk football again.

In this episode, the duo squeeze in a quick dash through the midweek results, before diving into the weekend’s main drama — including Villa’s last-gasp winner against Arsenal, Sunderland’s heroic but unsuccessful scrap at City, and Liverpool accidentally starring in another Elland Road musical.

There’s the usual VAR grumbling, and disbelief at Burnley’s ongoing misery.

Then it’s over to Statisha, the only AI with both confidence and a losing record, as she picks apart her very mixed weekend predictions… before delivering her latest forecasts for Gameweek 16 with all the smugness of a robot who has never played football in her life.

Expect silliness, football tangents, festive nonsense, and two hosts who are absolutely not ready for the Tyne–Wear derby this weekend.

Key Themes:

• Quick-fire midweek roundup
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• Dramatic weekend matches
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• Arsenal stumble, Villa surge
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• Liverpool chaos (again)
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• Burnley misery bingo
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• The Tyne–Wear derby returns
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• Statisha’s prediction review + Gameweek 16 picks
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• Light-hearted silliness all the way through