Dim the lights and break out the popcorn as Josh brings in a new movie game to try! Ben counters with his favorite game, being a di- I mean, a very special version of Braindead Trivia! Up for review today is a fancy low-calorie sports drink, just the kind of fuel the Kings of Drink Mountain need. Fuel to power through topics like World War 4, what sandwiches to keep on your nightstand, the origins of a certain bodily fluid, why the Pope needs his hat and staff, and why you probably shouldn't believe when someone tells you they "watch it for the stories." Plus, the show goes a bit old-school with some top level freak outs and absurdity. Enough to remind you how they became America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast to begin with. Anyway, I would think of a clever way to close this, but why? No one reads these. Who cares? Start the show already!

The cauldron on Drink Mountain has been lit, and the boys have opened their ceremonies for you. Or something. I have no idea what that means. Anyway, The Kings of Drink Mountain proudly celebrate the winter games with a little help from their friend Belle (aka Sprinkle...well, you know) from the Belle and Thobey Show. Check out the olympic-sized laughs and you'll agree it earns a gold medal for hilarity!

What can even be said? This nation faces its darkest chapter. It was all the Kings of Drink Mountain could do to take the throne and preside over their latest beverage judgement. Braindead Trivia became a struggle overcome by sheer will and moxie. Josh's brilliant new business idea has to wait in a time capsule until the darkness clears, But the boys face this abomination with grit, determination, and dirty mouths. And they shall overcome this unforgivable action, as will we all, if we just listen to this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast! Can you hear us, Canton?