CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains spicy language, spoilers, and discussion of US politics!

Jessicunt and Kay discuss the unintentional science-fiction romance novel, Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. In an alternative timeline where Trump never tries to stomp out the last vestigates of US democracy, two cuties are gay for each other and fall in love.

You might not want to love this book, but the reviews are in, and it's actually pretty good.

DNC, please take note. The Democratic Party needs more anal sex!

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains spicy language, spoilers, and references to Nazis.

At DTS, we've read stories featuring cute sex, fantasy sex, hard sex, and everything in-between. Volumes 1 and 2 of Money Shot make our previous reads seem chaste.

Read these comics to laugh, cringe, and have a jolly ol' time watching a group of scientists try to make a buck by participating in and selling tons of alien group sex.

...and you thought your relationships with your coworkers were complicated...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains spicy language and spoilers!

This may not be the romance novel you want, but it is the romance novel you read. It's time for class at the Zodiac Academy.

And Awakening is, like, full of every fantasy trope you can think of: vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters, nymphs, elemental magic, tarot, and astrology for some reason. Sexy, rich white men do a lot of bad things.

If you read this book, please note that hat boy's name is DIEGO. He MIGHT be evil, but we don't know yet. Let's ask the authors so we don't have to read 9 books to find out.