Episodios

  • Fake Feminist Melinda French Gates
    Apr 30 2025

    #125: In her new book, billionaire heiress Melinda Gates tries to present herself as a good human being with an interesting life and the same challenges normal people face.

    The Next Day: Transitions, Change and Moving Forward is a banal self-indulgent brag rag crammed with cliches and soured by boring, bad writing. It betrays a profound lack of self awareness. Being a billionaire is not a feminist concept - especially of you are known to fight capital gains taxes that would directly benefit working mothers.

    Sponsored by Chop Mart - America's Guillotine Superstore!

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    30 m
  • Off With Their Heads: The Forbes 2025 Billionaires List
    Apr 19 2025

    #124: Proud to announce that the Doomed Planet podcast has a new sponsor: Chop Mart!

    Earth burns while
    Billionaires earn
    We're living in tents
    Fuck the government

    Society's deranged
    Time for radical change
    Sharpen the blades
    We're going to Hades

    It’s guillotine time!
    Get in line!

    Chop Mart - America’s Guillotine Superstore

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    25 m
  • The Serial Killer who Murdered Ivar Haglund's Mom
    Mar 28 2025

    "Sadistic and greedy quack" Dr. Linda Burfield Hazzard starved people to death at her makeshift sanatorium, called "Starvation Heights" by the locals. Hazzard's nonsensical, dangerously misguided book Fasting for the Cure of Disease (1908) was a best seller. Among her victims was Daisey Maud Haglund, the mother of Seattle restaurateur and king of publicity stunts Ivar Haglund.

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    24 m
  • Electric Car Boogaloo: Lucid's Saudi Sponsored Scheme
    Mar 27 2025

    #122: Saudi-financed Lucid Motors is losing the race when it comes to providing electric cars for rich people. Lucid's former CEO received a 379 million dollar pay package and then resigned, and the stock tanked. Amazon-backed Rival car producer Rivian's stock is also doing poorly, and the share price of crazy guy Elon Musk's Tesla has plummeted as well.

    The most offensive aspect of these American electric car companies is their marketing. Is buying a $100,000 sports car or SUV really going to save the earth?

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    21 m
  • My Bodyguard: Security Goon Gavin de Becker
    Mar 26 2025

    #121: Security consultant to the stars Gavin de Becker provides protection for cartoonish billionaire supervillains Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, and contributed millions to Robert F. Kennedy. He claims that his secretive MOSAIC threat assessment surveillance system can predict violence before it happens. The title of his best selling pseudo scientific pop sociology advice book The Gift of Fear says it all - the more paranoid people become the more money he makes.

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    26 m
  • Sleazy Wealth Worship: Reagan Era Magazine Editor Tina Brown
    Jan 30 2025

    #120: British social climber Tina Brown spent the 1980s in New York City thriving in a decadent world of crass rich people so repulsive that they would make today's gilded age plutocrats blush. Her book The Vanity Fair Diaries (2017) is a horror show of celebrity worship, Kissinger worship and Reagan worship. It's a slavish hagiography that deifies her former corporate masters and their Wall Street cronies.

    Also: Introducing Wild World News - a new segment about the insane neoliberal technofeudalist agendas being pimped by politicians and the corporate media on behalf of their billionaire overlords. Or, you could also just call it a monthly wrap-up of the opinions posted to our Twitter/X feed, which can be found @wildworldnews.

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    48 m
  • 2024 in Review: Doomed Planet's Frightening Fifth Season
    Dec 30 2024

    #119: A celebration of the great and not so great people that left us last year. The lovely thing about obituaries is that they are a joyous remembrance for those that made the world a better place. Obituaries fill us with even more joy by reminding us that people who were evil can no longer inflict pain and suffering upon humanity.

    PLUS: A look back at Doomed Planet season 5, where we tackled unpleasant subjects such as the America's Most Wanted reboot, PornHub, the new Road House movie, Kamala's crusade of cringe, fentanyl voyeurism and Zapped - a story about aliens who assassinate bad people in a mission to help save the human race. Prescient!

    Doomed Planet - Obituaries for the Damned.

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    36 m
  • Here Comes the Memestock Presidency
    Nov 30 2024

    #118: Those who expected genocide supporting cop Kamala Harris to win the presidency are now unburdened by the November that has been. The memestock presidency of genocide cheerleader Donald Trump and his crypto-fascist crypto enthusiast sidekick Elon Musk begins on January 20.

    Kamala Harris voters chose to put their blinders on and ignore the horrors of the Biden/Harris presidency and now they are sad. The billionaires that run things will now ramp up their avaricious pillaging. The dying American empire has become a chaotic torrent of speculation, fraud and genocide.

    Caitlin Johnstone said recently that "What we all want, deep down, is a truth-based relationship with reality. We might not be aware that this is what we are seeking from life, but it is. And everything in our society is stacked against our ever getting it." You think reality sucks now? Just wait until next year.

    PLUS! Roll out the guillotines! A quick peek at Town & Country magazine, which has been poisoning the minds of the rich — and the people who wish they were rich — since 1901.

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    48 m
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