Ahhh Yes! April Fools! Where to begin? While generally recognized as a centuries-old tradition that serves as a day for lighthearted pranks & merriment, Mike & Tim appear to have adopted their own tradition.

Join them for their second foray into cinematic tomfoolery as they pull the horror rug on you yet again…for a once-a-year genre switch!

The guys, like many of you, love all sorts of movies! Granted, their hearts do pump pure HORROR most every day of the year, but April Fools is special!

You are about to witness the “Bride of the DOTP Super-Secret Episode!”.

Episode 98 features a handpicked collection of Mike & Tim’s favorite non-horror flicks! From hi-octane action & high school hijinks to Barbarian tales & campy pulp epics that transport you through both time & space!

The genres may have shifted but this episode is still 100% certified DOTP entertainment!

Greetings Listeners!

For this episode we’ve scraped the very bottom of the cinematic sewer to serve up six sleazy flicks sure to leave you itching for a shower afterward!

Join Mike & Tim as they travel back in time to the GRINDHOUSE heyday of Times Square where a certifiable smorgasbord of sleaze awaits your senses!

From shotgun blasted heads, gut munching aliens & pounds of naked flesh to horny Sasquatch slashers, MK ULTRA experiments gone awry & chainsawed limbs a plenty! This collection of sicko classics will leave you ripped open from pelvis to sternum!

So, settle into that threadbare seat, ignore the sticky mess under your shoes & try your best not to get queasy because this is DOTP Episode 97 “Let’s Get SLEAZY!”

Are Monday's getting you down? Is your 9-5 grind killing you? Well, you're in luck because the doctor is in and he's prescribing you DOTP for that dose of terror to get you through this week!

Mike and Tim return to bring you all sorts of career carnage from frightening physicians and killer clowns to zombie islands and deadly deskjobs! All that and more on OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS!

Disclaimer: Side effects include restlessness, insomnia, exploding heads, and general euphoria. Ask your doctor if Don't Open This Podcast is right for you.

Welcome back to “Don’t Open This Podcast”, please dim the lights, join hands, & no matter what occurs… DO NOT break the circle! Mike & Tim have been knee deep in paranormal text books, harnessing their combined knowledge to summon 6 extra sensory fright flicks guaranteed to blow your mind!From astral projection fueled revenge , malicious mind readers, & rebellious clairvoyants to telekinetic homicides, exploding heads, & cerebral possession, we cover it all!So, whether you’re a hardcore skeptic or a blind believer, Episode 95 “ Psyched for Psychics” is bound to awaken your third eye while chilling your spine! Regardless, we PREDICT you will have an amazing time!

Don't Open This Podcast University's first semester has begun and class is in session! Your professors, Mike & Tim, are here to give you a crash course in terror!

From classroom pranks & hallway prowlers to drama club high-jinx & collegiate decapitations… this episode delivers high marks & high tension!

We just hope YOU make the cut in CAMPUS CARNAGE Vol 1!

Has your New Year been terrifying? Then Don't Open This Podcast is here to bring you those calming familiar haunts you probably didn’t know about but most certainly will love! You've asked for it, and we've listened!

Mike & Tim tackle an eclectic mix of six spine tinglers that deserve their time out of the crypt & onto your TV screens! We're pulling out everything from murder plots and monster mansions to deadly dogs and frightening fungi.

We hope you’re ready to take home some new favorite frights on UNSUNG HORROR VOL 6(66)!

You're still here, dear listeners? Then grab a shovel and help us bury 2025 once and for all! Mike, Tim, and Anthony return once more to bring you 16 more films to wind down the year (before immediately opening the coffin on 2026). It's witches, devils, and werewolves (oh my) as the Don't Open crew throw everything they have left at you to keep that chill in your spine. It all ends here with the YEAR IN FEAR 2025 PART 3!

Season's Greetings to all!

Mike, Tim, and Anthony have an extra gift in their stockings for all you Holiday Horror Hounds!
The guys ventured so deep into the night covering every horror film of their 2025 watchlists that the standard 2-Part “YEAR IN FEAR” format couldn’t contain them all! No need to fret, they would never leave you HANGING under the mistletoe! Today, they are serving up 18 titles of 2025 terror that are sure to please your ears followed up 2 weeks later with the “YEAR IN FEAR” Part 3 FINALE!How’s that for wrapping the year up in a massive bloody bow?