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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Dave's brain doesn't work!
• Mr. Short Term Memory!
• In the way, Dave!
• Negativity AWAY!
• Levity! Brevity!
• A dollar in the douche jar!
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEVIN!
• Airline tickets are too expensive for shenanigans!
• Levity! Brevity!
• "Severance" is amazing, though horrifying!
• Useless degrees!
• Will philosophize for food!
• Rants!
• Lady Gaga Levity!
• Up and down like a toilet seat in a men's room!
• Updated Irwin Allen!
• CGI sucks compared to practical effects!
• "The Goonies" sequel is on the horizon...!
• Long awaited sequels ALWAYS suck!
• Part 2, Electric Boogaloo!
• Dave loves Sean Astin to this day!
• Twink yogurt!
• Other peoples' kids are the best birth control!
• No naked nonsense in Dave's family!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Louie Prima "The Bigger the Figure"!
• Tom Hanks "Mr. Short Term Memory"!
• Samuel Jackson's death in "Deep Blue Sea"!
• "The Goonies 2" is in the works!
• Teen girls try to kill mother over Wi-Fi!

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Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Tinnitus!
• Defective Q-Tips!
• Disgusting ear detritus!
• Paul gets real!
• Back surgery is scary!
• Pain meds are fun!
• Red heads are weird!
• Catheters aren't fun!
• You really want to pass the catheter test!
• Paul Nightingale!
• Screws, rods, and holes!
• Tooth in eye disease!
• Seeing eye tooth!
• Paul gets frustrated!
• "You're a 52-year-old man!"
• Dave needs to listen to Paul more often!
• Pushed buttons!
• Boiled rabbits!
• Meghan "I'm inauthentic asf" Markle's new crappy show!
• Ghoulish disaster tourists!
• Paul goes with the flow, day by day!
• Nihilism vs realism!
• Agoraphobia!
• Dead Paul!
• Gay humpback whale orgy!
• Dead body mile high club!
• Toronto plane crash miracle!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Video showing Dave's surgery!
• Dave's experience with opioids episode!
• Tooth in yer eyeball!
• Meghan Markle steals Mallorca's Coat of Arms!
• Humpback Whale Porno!
• Couple forced to sit beside corpse on long haul flight!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Zoo-bee-zoo-bee-zoooooo!
• David hates something!
• Paul's zen vibe!
• Dave's Ninja Slushy machine desire!
• McDonald's pop tastes different!
• Crocs are ridiculous!
• Jibbitz! They're JIBBITZ, GOD DAMNIT!
• It's called UNSCHOOLING!
• Dave's fear of children!
• Hernia fun!
• Surgeon's offices suck!
• Facebook reels!
• Dave knows a lot about female orgasms!
• The straight man is the problem!
• Marry your gay best friend!
• We saw "Gladiator 2", and it was fine!
• Music was crap, though!
• Luigi Mangione, the Thirst Trap Assassin's hot, y'all!
• CEOs are either sociopathic or psychopathic!
• Paul's energy level is nonexistent tonight!
• 23 and Jail!
• Say it ain't so, grandma!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ninja slushie machine!
• Croc toe jibbitz! Yes, they're just that stupid!
• Gen Alpha can't walk in their crocs!
• Gen Alpha Brainrot!
• Unschooling! Make your kid a moron!
• Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 1!
• Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 2!
• Our Kevin Allison Guest Episode from April, 2022!
• The Thirst Trap Assassin!
• United HealthCare Group CEO "Understands Frustrations"!
• Woman's DNA test leads to grandmother's arrest for murder!

Music Credit!
Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!
Closing Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/

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