Democracy’s Knights, Trump’s Gilded Dreams, and Again with the Political Circus

We takes you from the depths of Texas political drama, y'all, to the golden heights of Trump's latest White House fantasy. Governor Pritzker gears up as the Democrats’ knight in shining armor (or rather, in financial support), taking a stand against the looming threats from Texas Republicans. Trump, not one to be outdone, imagines a 90,000-square-foot gilded ballroom that would leave even Louis XIV feeling underdressed. Bless his heart.

Meanwhile, Illinois cements its role as a sanctuary for abortion rights. We also dive into Stevie Miller's twisted immigration preferences and the hilariously disastrous U.S. refugee program for White South Africans. With a splash of original satire and some laugh-out-loud parody commercials and even an original song, this episode is a must-listen for anyone who loves their political commentary with a side of comedy.