Welcome to the next pit stop on the D.U.S.E.'s road trip across the Fifty States of Murder! Eli and Mel find themselves entering the state of Dungeness crabs, "culture," pinot noir, and of course the Gorilla Man! An infamous turn of the century mad-man who strangled his way across the country and into Canada to escape invisible assassins and his pilgrim upbringing. From Oregon to New York the bumbling police detectives were hot on his trail discovering one woman after another who mysteriously offed herself in the strangest ways. IGNORE THE WOMEN WHO SAY OTHERWISE! This story proves that even when the coroner does get it right it takes Canada not giving a fuck to catch a gorilla in....Oregon!

It's time to hit the Hershey highway as The DUSE tackles the bizarre tale of Pennsylvania's very own unicorn killer! (Disclaimer: No unicorns were harmed in the making of this episode.) It's a bad hair day for the final girl when her Aquanet gets banned and her eco-warrior incel ex-boyfriend decides to do some canceling of his own. The cops take his word that she went out for sprouts and tofu and never came back, but the neighbors complain about a peculiar odor. His new girl has her suspicions too, but does she investigate the reeking box of soup in their bedroom? Of course not! She does what every good college-educated feminist does and makes an art film about how she's being traumatized by the situation. You could look it up and watch it yourself, or sit back and let Eli and Mel grab the unicorn by the Ira Einhorn in... Pennsylvania!

Care for an iced tea? The DUSE hits the road again for a Fifty States of Murder crime spree along the bloodthirsty highways of Arizona! One wrong turn leads to another in the early 1970's as petty theft and forgery takes a pair of drifters down a dark road to assault, robbery, carjacking, and the murder of friends, neighbors, and complete strangers that can only be explained by copious amounts of drugs. Willie Steelman and Douglas Gretzler made a name for themselves in the worst way possible, their reign of terror only coming to an end after a brutal massacre. Eli and Mel fire up the darkest of humor to light the way through this tale of senseless slaughter, demanding justice for Miss Tiddies and her homeless kitties in... Arizona!